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Jul 29, 2021 39 tweets 12 min read Read on X
BRAND accounts were a mistake

A mis-STEAK-umm Image
"Tsunami warning lifted for parts of southern Alaska after major earthquake off the peninsula" cbsnews.com/news/alaska-ea…
hee hee hee

I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say the word.

..... GAMERGATE Image
.... if 2021 leftism has EVOLVED into them dunking on games journalists too?

well well well Image
happy we're making some semblance of progress there, media Image
Now there's a beta variant

OK, real talk time. Guess what? It's getting pretty obvious that at some point in the near future there will be TOO MANY COVID VARIANTS, and it becomes IMPOSSIBLE to keep track of them all.

WHAT THEN? HUH? Image
"Majority of voters dissatisfied with President Biden’s performance, new Rasmussen poll reveals" skynews.com.au/world-news/uni…
My cautious optimism about the corporate media actually doing GOOD for once, and challenging the Biden administration, CONTINUES! Image
INTERNATIONALLY, the phrase "WEAK BIDEN" is becoming the norm! telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/07/2… Image
> Arrest

DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S A BIT TOO MUCH, PELOSI? ImageImage
🚨"Someone needs to create porn for children. Hear me out.." - Flora Gill the daughter of former UK Home Secretary Amber Rudd, ON TOP OF being the usual sort of "Twitter talking head."

Gill quickly deleted their original tweet.
But archives are forever. archive.is/XbiBo Image
Society has fallen to new lows recently, i see Image
"After historic protests, defiant Cubans face mass trials" edition.cnn.com/2021/07/29/ame…
"Jobless Claims Decrease Slightly To 400,000, Remain Elevated" dailycaller.com/2021/07/29/uni…
Another seemingly small "tweak" that'll end up helping ERODE the dignity of the profession, by codifying it Image
Mask mandate announcements from states starting to pop back up.

Sigh ImageImage
Loss of public trust is an understatement Image
Yep Image
SURPRISE CURVEBALL NEWS going on elsewhere wsj.com/articles/scarl…
I see words put together to form sentences here.

But there’s nothing coherent said at all. Image
The only thing I can say for this tweet is the person who wrote it isn’t joking whatsoever. This is seriously what they want. Image
i'll just put it like this: in what a normal, healthy society is supposed to look like?

YEAH that utopian vision does NOT include having elected officials openly at odds with the ***CDC***

THERE SHOULD BE A CONSENSUS WHEN IT COMES TO THEM

And right now? There ain't. Image
> Biden making some kind of announcement

At this point I’m scared of whatever it might be

How will he make everything more worse than it currently is? Image
Report Biden for misinformation Image
EVERYONE GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR the ESTABLISHMENT MEDIA Image
REMINDER: If you find anything unusual in this screenshot you are a bigot delete your account Image
have a bunch of different tabs of news open that I want to close so here just read screenshots ImageImageImageImage
"Claims of “Toxic Fandoms” by Creators Are Just Excuses for Failure and It Needs To Stop" redstate.com/brandon_morse/…
Super Hornio Brothers! - Tales From the Internet
TWITTER CENSORS DAVE RUBIN

BECAUSE ITS 2021

THERE'S NO "RULES" RULES

JUST FEELINGS

JUST FEELINGS Image

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