In my first 8 years on Twitter, I sent 100,000 Tweets (ave 30 per day). Most of those were on tech topics
From 2015 to today, I've sent 140,000 Tweets (ave 60 per day). Most of them jokes about Trumpomobsters
Almost never, have name Republicans reacted
The ABSOLUTE dumbest thing anyone in power position can do is to engage on Twitter with a comedian (or one like me, who is not a real comedian, just plays one on Twitter). It is social media. You cannot win, but you will HELP SPREAD a joke that MOCKS YOU
Dumbest thing you can do
What idiot & alleged attorney Jenna Ellis just did, was take a lame joke of mine, that had less than 10,000 TOTAL REACH (among DEMs who KNOW the truth about Trump loser attorneys) & spread it to reach 175,000 - almost all REPUBLICANS. At least 150,000 who would never have seen it
My TOTAL reach is about 90,000 people. Never do all my total reach see a single Tweet, unless I retweet it many times, because are not in the SAME TIME ZONE (my reach is global, not just USA, because of the tech topics history). It is RARE for any joke of mine to reach 100,000
So not only did idiot & alleged attorney Jenna Ellis spread a corrosive mocking joke about Trumpomess attorneys TO REPUBLICANS - she did something worse. Many came to my TW feed, and found my PINNED Tweet.
It is the item about the 3 traitors Gym Jordan, Ron Johnson & Scott Perry
That is a WEEK OLD Thread. I was wondering, why suddenly so many hostile, Republican reactions to an ancient Thread. I had FORGOTTEN it is my Pinned Tweet. And the only reason Republicans are NOW angered by it, is they came because of Jenna Ellis to visit my TW Feed.
So not only did idiot & alleged attorney Jenna Ellis help spread a joke Tweet that mocks HER. She spread it to Republicans who are the ultimate target but rarely see such jokes
She then led those Republicans to THIS painful thread exposing truth of GOP traitors
Jenna is a moron
And PS. Now 12 hours after Jenna Ellis spread my joke to Republicans, it has passed 450,000 total reads. At least 400,000 of those will have been Republicans. Who read a joke that mocks Trump attorneys
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. Some of those woke up..
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On Monday Judge Chutkan in DC (Jack Smith 2) case will hold a hearing about putting a gag order on Herr Hezbollah, the nation's Terrorist-In-Chief. Trump was under protective order. He breached it many times. So this is now his 'final warning'
Let's do a Thread
GAG ORDER THREAD/2
Don't look at me like that! This is JUSTICE. It is EXACTLY the same legal standard that would apply to you and me. Nothing more, nothing less. Trump is a FIRST TIME OFFENDER; has NEVER been convicted of any crime (yet). He was put on a 'protective order' FIRST
GAG ORDER THREAD/3
Then Trump repeatedly broke that protective order. We WITNESSED IT LIVE on TV and on social media, REPEATEDLY
But the Judge CANNOT do anything about it. Until she is FORMALLY told by the prosecution. She CANNOT do anything yet. It would be same for you and me
We certainly feel it was taking too long. In reality this is about par for the course, in some ways FASTER than normal, for such a large criminal conspiracy. Timing is similar to Watergate
FIRST of PLANNERS of Jan 6 go to trial, in Georgia in two weeks !!!
So January 6th, 2021 was two years and 9 months ago. Over 1,000 of the violent mob have been caught, over half prosecuted, and prison sentences for those running up to more than a decade in prison. That is justice
The ORGANIZERS of the Jan 6th plot are Trump, the Seditious Six..
The ORGANIZERS of Jan 6 are
Trump
Seditious Six (Giuliani, Flynn etc)
Evil Eleven of Congress (Gosar, Gym, Gaetz etc)
and a handful others (Roger Stone, Bannon etc)
They are ALL CAUGHT
Jack Smith STARTED to prosecute the organizers. Look who he has as WITNESSES to this crime
Trump calls Hezbollah "very smart" for their terrorist attack? Same Senile Man called Putin smart for invading Ukraine. And called murdering dictators MBS and Kim Jong Un smart
Meanwhile Trump has called HIS OWN CABINET and HIS OWN GENERALS idiots & stupid
General Mattis: Trump's not mature, a 5th grader
General McMaster: he's a dope, kindergartner idiot
Colonel Esper: irresponsible
General Milley: crazy
General Hytin: an idiot
General Kelly: Trump's crazy, an unhinged idiot
Next...
Then let's ask Trump White House staff, people Trump selected:
VP Pence: Trump is reckless
CoS 1 Priebus: he's an idiot
CoS 2 (Kelly, in above)
CoS 3 Mulvaney: terrible human being, a clown show
CoS 4 Meadows: Trump is worthless
SoS Tillerson: he's a fucking moron
Trump was massively embarrassed in New York, and that trial still continues. But this incident (Trump sitting in NY court for 3 days and then bailed) exposes insight into how incredibly stupid, and self-destructive Trump is
Let's do a Thread
New York New York Thread /2
So what happened? Trump sat in the civil trial - he is NOT required to be there (he must attend all criminal trials which start in March 2024). He feuded with the judge, got hit with a gag order, then stormed out of New York. Let's see how dumb it was
New York New York Thread /3
Donald the Duck McTrump's whole brand is based on the carefully constructed fake illusion, that he is somehow a 'billionaire'. WE know he is not. That Trump is a fake, a con-artist, living on other people's money. But his SUPPORTERS believe that lie
What happens next? The House cannot conduct any other business until it has selected a new House Speaker. The GOP is in civil war. It may be chaos for a while. Most likely they find a suitable Republican Speaker
DEMs do not have votes for DEM Speaker
BUT DEMs could make a deal
If a slice of Republicans (as few as 6) ally with DEMs, then that alliance could select (a Republican) speaker
Realistically the most logical such choice is an EX House Republican, like Liz Cheney
Because of GOP civil war, DEMs have leverage now
This is the deal I suggest:
DEMs make deal for ANY Republican who they can trust (like Liz Cheney, Kinzinger) where promise is 2 House Votes every week. One vote on legislation provided by GOP, the other vote legislation provided by DEMs. Both will get a floor vote each week
With Friday's bombshell news in court filing by Jack Smith of 3 more prosecution witnesses - now just about as big as they come - let's do a Thread about the flippers in Trump's life, the rats who all testify under oath, in criminal courts, against Trump
Flipper Thread/2
Trump committed an act of insurgency against America. That word is rarely used. The legal EFFECT is the same as 'treason'. Trump committed a crime which is essentially as bad as treason
So who does Jack Smith have as a witness? Trump's OWN Attorney General Barr
Flipper Thread/3
Bill Barr was not just the nation's top lawyer, as Attorney General, when this plot was first hatched - Barr learned of the idea - and TOLD TRUMP IT IS ILLEGAL. That is what Barr will testify under oath. That Trump KNEW this plot is illegal