Thread by @sethsmithart

IM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE THIS BECAUSE.....THIS MAN. this man is not real. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE JAMES PATTERSON IS A REAL HUMAN. he only wrote 5 books. And now he's DEAD. and other people are carrying on his legacy like Agatha Christie or soemthing like that. And I know that's RE--

https://twitter.com/bandherbooks/status/1425246831743807498

I refuse to believe he isn't a persona that Hachette invented just to sell books.

.....that man. Did not write those books. Because first of all. If he does even exist why does he care enough to write all those. He didn't write those. His ghost writers did! But you don't even need a real human anymore tbh u can just make some guy up. Have someone else...write

The book!! Then pretend he's James patterson!! And it just like...never has to end! And then when the fake implant man that is James dies you can pretend. Oh! We continue on his legacy, but it doesn't matter, the books are the same! Because, he didn't exist in the first place..!!

Endless profit.