Many people don’t know what they want at the bar. They stand and stammer, have a default order they heard someone else make, or pick something from the menu that approximates what they think they like. The best bartenders learn to ask good questions to help. Here’s how I do it:
It’s called triangulation. You pick three aesthetic criteria like:
“What kind of spirit do you like?”
“Do you like sours or boozy cocktails?”
“Do you want it up or on the rocks?”
Let’s say someone answers like this:
“Gin, sour, rocks”
Then it would be easy to suggest a Tom Collins.
Or this:
“Bourbon, boozy, up”
Maybe a Boulevardier.
You obviously have to know a repertoire of cocktails. But it’s an easy method and works. Eventually you get good at guessing. I used to imagine a cocktail over every customer’s head when they entered the bar. Often I would ask just to test my assumption. I was something like 95%.
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It’s been awhile since I’ve bartended, but I want to tell you about some of the most important life lessons I’ve learned from behind the stick. I’ll probably pepper these through the day so stay-tuned. And, as always, feel free to share your own.
We all know that guy (or gal or person). I scarcely have to tell you the story but let’s do it anyways. That guy was an elderly Australian women in my case. She was a regular that would get tipsy and hang all over everyone, uninvitedly talking their ear off.
One evening she chased other regulars away, leaned over the bar and—insisting she whisper in my ear—said, “I used to be a nude model.” I had enough. I told her: I’m sorry if I’m the first to tell you but you’re annoying and 86d her. Don’t be that person. Be aware of other people.
Sober October is over, for some of us, but what a ride it was. Instead of drinking water and watching sermons—though I did both, too—I drank so many exciting NA beverages. Here’s my top 10 new favorite NA drinks I had during October:
1. Monday Gin Alternative
It’s Monday right now, so pour yourself a gin alternative. Why not Monday “Gin”? Strong juniper notes, spice, citrus—everything you expect from a good gin—with a decidedly bitter finish, it’s a great stand in for London Dry. drinkmonday.co
2. Everleaf NA Bittersweet Aperitif
If Lillet was better, it would taste like this (and it would source using sustainable practices). But it doesn’t. Everleaf does. I would use this in alcohol or no alcohol drinks. Or, just drink it on the rocks with tonic. @everleafdrinks
There’s a reckoning that has to happen in the cocktail world beyond the very just criticism of who works at them & who cocktail bars are for, intersecting race, gender, and class. We also hold up symbols of white supremacy, which are intricately tied to the history of cocktails.
For one, Tiki drinks are delicious and a much needed escape, but who escapes? Definitely not Pacific Islanders and other indigenous cultures being referenced in the garish and fabricated images meant to represent them. eater.com/2019/10/7/2089…
How about David Embury, a person I’ve frequently referenced, and who is a hero of the classic cocktail re-emergence, who is a noted racist. thedailybeast.com/the-bigot-who-…