The end is nigh! Well, maybe not nigh but you could be forgiven for thinking so. In the wake of a pandemic, severe flash flooding and the latest IPCC report, our own demise is more on our minds than ever. It’s got us thinking. How will London end? Why will it end? And when?
🔴Swallowed by an earthquake
The UK experiences earth tremors regularly. According to the British Geological Survey, there’s an earthquake, on average, every few days. But if we’re talking ‘significant’ earthquakes (those above 4.0 magnitude), the average is less than one a year
David Alexander, professor of risk and disaster reduction at @ucl says:
‘There are some sensitive processes that could be damaged by them – computer-related mainly – or other things connected with critical infrastructure...that’s water supply, food supply, banking'
🔴Engulfed by volcanic lava
There are plenty of extinct volcanoes in the UK, from the Giant’s Causeway in Northern Ireland to Warboys in Cambridgeshire.
The closest active volcanoes to London are Mount Vesuvius, near Naples, and Iceland’s Öræfajökull
Lee Miles, professor of crisis and disaster management at @bournemouthuni:
‘Climate change is likely to lead to more instability...which will impact the transfer of ash and will affect the quality of air, water supplies and people’s way of life'
🔴Falling prey to a pandemic
We know, we know, and probably don’t need reminding. London is a diverse, densely populated global transport hub. While that openness is part of what makes the capital so exciting and great, it also left it exposed to Covid-19
Professor Miles:
‘The whole economy is built on an open structure and ethos. It does make us highly vulnerable to infectious diseases.’
‘I don’t think Londoners have learned a thing. And if it happens again we will probably face the same challenges in many areas'
🔴Obliterated by an asteroid
It’s definitely one of the more cinematic ways to go. Small asteroids (anything under 30 metres) enter the atmosphere every year.
The impact of a 140 metre asteroid could destroy a country. A 1,000-metre one might destroy civilisation itself
Luckily, the bigger the 'roid, the lower the chance of it hitting us. These days, apparently Nasa can divert them with laser beams and nuclear bombs.
Miles:
‘If it’s going to happen, it’s going to happen. It's one of those cataclysmic events. It doesn’t matter where you run'
🔴Microwaved by a solar storm
A solar flare, a brief eruption of high-energy radiation from the sun, could knock out power and, similar to an earthquake, result in domino effects from disrupted satellites, blow transformers and paralyse medical, banking and legal systems
Miles:
‘Can you imagine London having no power, no communication, no mobile phone networks...There would be a kind of mental meltdown'
We’d likely get 15 to 24 hours’ notice for a significant solar flare – just enough time to head to Sainsbury’s to battle over batteries
🔴Deluged by floodwater
Alexander:
‘The Environment Agency suggested in a report that about a third of UK flood defences are badly maintained and inadequate...You only need one tiny bit of the flood defences to fail and everything behind that then fills up with water'
From Walthamstow to Camberwell, plenty of London has found itself underwater.
The Thames Barrier is expected to work for at least another few decades. But when high sea levels, tidal surges and storms coincide there’s nowhere for the water to go
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It’s been 18 years since Peter Jackson wrapped his beloved Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Now, after a prolonged period of Hobbitlessness, fans will finally return to Middle-earth courtesy of Amazon
The show remains shrouded in mystery, with media reports generally focused on the Smaug-sized price tag ($250 million for the rights, $465+ million for production).
But with filming wrapped and a release date cresting the horizon of 2022, some details have emerged...
Grindah: ‘To be honest, the whole movie-star thing comes pretty naturally for me. I’ve always been told I have a face for radio, so where better to present it than on the big screen?’
⭐ What were negotiations like with the film's producers?
Chabuddy G: ‘I just said: “Listen, these boys are superstars and we want 10,000 yen up front in cash or the deal’s off.” Later on I found out that’s around 70 quid, so I quickly retracted the offer'
Last March, lockdown set in and tourism was put on pause in Amsterdam.
For the first time in forever, there weren’t tens of thousands of travellers gawping at girls, lighting up in coffeeshops, ordering poffertjes and stroopwafel on every corner.
Amsterdam breathed
Now it wants to carry on breathing.
The Dutch capital has brought in a raft of measures to improve life for locals and create a more sustainable future for the city.
Here are some initiatives we’d like to see in other cities too 👇
This summer has been a particularly weird one, weatherwise.
Last month, London experienced a wild heatwave, with Heathrow temperatures sneaking past 31C on July 18. Then the following week, tube stations and hospitals were submerged in water after a series of flash floods
Yesterday, the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change published a landmark scientific report.
It said global temperatures are set to rise by 1.5C above pre-industrial levels within the next two decades, and flooding is projected to rise in all regions except the Mediterranean
‘I’ve lived [in Dalston] my whole life. I’ve kind of seen it go from undesirable, and, you know, quite a dodgy place, to being hipster central. And that’s all happened within my lifetime. It used to be a lovely mix of everything'
⭐Jade, Radio producer, Lewisham
‘In job interviews, me saying I’m from south-east kind of puts a thing in interviewers' minds, like: Oh, have you been involved in any criminal activity? I’ve been in interviews where someone said: “Oh, you have a really, you know, English name”
After another school year of online classes and disrupted learning, there’s finally some good news for students across the country today – excellent A-Level results.
Across England, Wales and Northern Ireland, a whopping 44.8% of exam-takers achieved A* or A grades