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The MD guide to the 70 greatest orange things of our youth. In order.

Number 70

The Cream Cracker tin
Number 69

The RCA record label
Number 68

The Philips record player
Number 67

The salad spinner
Number 66

Stretch Armstrong
Number 65

The Flymo
Number 64

The bedroom fan heater
Number 63

Powdered orange juice.
Number 62

The bathroom
Number 61

The orange Club biscuit
Number 60

The Braun ashtray
Number 59

The Black & Decker drill
Number 58

The Bond Bug
Number 57

The electric can opener
Number 56

The Wotsit
Number 55

The coffee machine
Number 54

Matchmakers
Number 53

Juice from the Milkman
Number 52

The kitchen timer
Number 51

Haliborange
Number 50

Low
Number 49

The adidas bag
Number 48

Hot Wheels
Number 47

The torch
Number 46

Towelling topped bathroom scales
Number 45

The Austin Allegro
Number 44

Boots
Number 43

Clockwork Orange
Number 42

Soap on a rope
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Fry's Orange Cream
Number 40

The tea dispenser
Number 39

Orange Maid
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The sugared orange slice
Number 37

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Number 36

The wash basket/jail.
Number 35

Feu Orange
Number 34

The Braun shaver.
Number 33

The Lyons orange cupcake
Number 32

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Number 31

The alarm clock
Number 30

The Mouli-Grater
Number 29

The Panasonic radio
Number 28

The chocolate orange
Number 27

The school textbook
Number 26

The vacuum
Number 25

Curtains
Number 24

Amplification
Number 23

The Wembley Trophy 5
Number 22

The Jubbly
Number 21

The settee/sofa/couch
Number 20

The carpet sweeper
Number 19

The soda syphon
Number 18

The rocket lamp
Number 17

The Space Hopper
Number 16

The Creuset casserole dish
Number 15

The telephone
Number 14

The Bar Six
Number 13

Cuticura
Number 12

The Chopper bike
Number 11

Tinted Clearasil
Number 10

Johan Cruyff
Number 9

The holy biscuit barrel
Number 8

Basil Brush
Number 7

Lucozade
Number 6

The Oompa-Loompa
Number 5

Kia-Ora
Number 4

Gimmix - John Cooper Clarke
Number 3

Fish fingers and alphabetti spaghetti
Number 2

The sun lounger
The MD guide to the 70 greatest orange things of our youth. In order.

**NUMBER 1**

The orange Scholl. The readily available Ma weapon.

Thanks for all your suggestions. All hail the MD Community x
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