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Let me tell y'all something...
You don't wanna be out here
You think you wanna be out here cause you not out here
When you get out here... You ain't gonna want to be out here no more
Last time you was out here... Out here was different...
You think it's something better...I come to let you know... The best you gonna get is what you already got
Ion know why you don't wanna do the work... You gonna come out here and ain't gonna like it
All they do is start podcast and talk about plate fixing
14 minutes being out here you gonna start saying "these females"
If you can make it work do so...
You don't wanna be out here learning tiktok dances and falling off milk crates
LOVE THE WIFE OF YOUR YOUTH 🗣️
Bud they want rounds now... You better pray about coming out here
You think it's a game till you in the middle of 60k people in a panny and she pointing her finger at you all hard rapping Flo milli lyrics
Do you like tumeric???? Charcoal ice cream???
You better learn to like it
You don't know nothing bout sneaky link... Now you knocking on the door of a 22 year old with 3 other roommates... Cause she got a side piece
You gonna be wearing a "hottie" shirt by Thanksgiving... You better ask your wife to forgive you
You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it
You don't have the cholesterol to be out here
They not eating butter pecan no more.... Blue bell ain't out here
You gonna be chasing Cialis with red bull
Do you know what "group chat" is???? You better learn... Cause you finna be the subject
Do you know how to make a mimosa????
Tulum??????
These people are 60% crab leg/ 30% iced coffee/ and 10% vape pen
Beloved.... Whatever went wrong... Go back and make it right
They pegging out here...
I'm not trying to scare you... I'm trying to prepare you... These people are children of Rihanna born in the fires of chaos...
You ready to leave your wife of thirty years till you wake up and your body is surrounded by rose quartz and moon water...
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More from @solomonmissouri

Oct 24
what's remarkable (and i mean this in the worst possible way) is the sheer lack of intellectual acuity practiced in faith spaces ... christianpost.com/news/saddlebac…
and it sounds like religious fidelity ...

"Godliness"
"Righteousness"
"morality"

when in fact it is an appeal to the lowest common intellectual denominator
visiting these places of worship in this moment in time... you would be led to believe that the greatest challenge to the faithful is

The autonomy of women
sexuality
gender and identity
Read 10 tweets
Sep 11
My favorite (and I'm not using this word to mean pleasurable) observation about living through the uniquely American experience that is Donald Trump is...

the ferocity of his lies...
To take events that we all witnessed ... we actually saw... you were there... we were there ... we were there together

and say... it did not happen
these are not just lies... a lie depends on truth to be present as counter distinction ... it needs truth to be around

This is world building
Read 17 tweets
Sep 10
oh ... dear... i fear this is gonna be a thing so let me start here
Bishop Jakes made some commentary about Americans not returning to work because they are "selfish"

and our selfishness is the reason we cant purchase a home
Read 13 tweets
Aug 22
Things i cannot say on this report but need to be said...
1) the institutional church has effectively abused an entire generation of women... and specifically Black women... wanted their fruit, with complete disregard for their seeds
2) There is a deep and abiding vein of anti intellectualism running through the church that shackles our preaching and praxis ... it is not the bug it is the feature (why would you send people to seminary and abuse them for using their training?)
Read 12 tweets
Aug 16
Y'all don't understand how wild America used to be...

we used to send Children to a lady house to keep them all day

her only qualification was most of them came back alive
it was like 50 a week.. 60 if they were not potty trained

the babies could be new depending on "what all you got going on"
there were no certifications, no licenses, no examination

you didnt call and check in... there were no mid day photos ... the safety of your children hinged on the timing of her smoke breaks and your relationship with Jesus
Read 7 tweets
Aug 16
y'all gotta be patient with me... I'm still getting used to black people dropping their dogs off at the doggie daycare
in a single generation we went from finding dogs and them living outside
The dogs used to live outside
Read 16 tweets

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