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Aug 23, 2021 32 tweets 2 min read Read on X
Let me tell y'all something...
You don't wanna be out here
You think you wanna be out here cause you not out here
When you get out here... You ain't gonna want to be out here no more
Last time you was out here... Out here was different...
You think it's something better...I come to let you know... The best you gonna get is what you already got
Ion know why you don't wanna do the work... You gonna come out here and ain't gonna like it
All they do is start podcast and talk about plate fixing
14 minutes being out here you gonna start saying "these females"
If you can make it work do so...
You don't wanna be out here learning tiktok dances and falling off milk crates
LOVE THE WIFE OF YOUR YOUTH 🗣️
Bud they want rounds now... You better pray about coming out here
You think it's a game till you in the middle of 60k people in a panny and she pointing her finger at you all hard rapping Flo milli lyrics
Do you like tumeric???? Charcoal ice cream???
You better learn to like it
You don't know nothing bout sneaky link... Now you knocking on the door of a 22 year old with 3 other roommates... Cause she got a side piece
You gonna be wearing a "hottie" shirt by Thanksgiving... You better ask your wife to forgive you
You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it
You don't have the cholesterol to be out here
They not eating butter pecan no more.... Blue bell ain't out here
You gonna be chasing Cialis with red bull
Do you know what "group chat" is???? You better learn... Cause you finna be the subject
Do you know how to make a mimosa????
Tulum??????
These people are 60% crab leg/ 30% iced coffee/ and 10% vape pen
Beloved.... Whatever went wrong... Go back and make it right
They pegging out here...
I'm not trying to scare you... I'm trying to prepare you... These people are children of Rihanna born in the fires of chaos...
You ready to leave your wife of thirty years till you wake up and your body is surrounded by rose quartz and moon water...
My message is simple. Dell Curry... Image

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listen... everything is fine... until it's not fine... and bubba when it's not fine... IT IS NOT FINE
when i counsel couples who are planning to get married... The first question i ask is... "Do you have life insurance?"

The second question ... "Who is the beneficiary?"
The Third question ... "if something happens to you does your partner have access to your resources?"
Fourth question "does your partner understand how your money works i.e. when you get paid... how you get paid... your revenue streams... Whose name is on the accounts?"
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To come from a people that Cheat so often... you would think they would center competency in their infidelity
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Several generations of baddie absence
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i... ok... hmmm ...
i got asked this question on IG about filing taxes this year... and the noticeable increases in tax debt Image
There seems to be a gap in some of our collective memories concerning the Trump tax reforms of 2017/18
we should probably begin here... Donald J. Trump was actually president

Not president of the Homeowners association...

He was actually President of the United States of America... that is a thing that happened
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Jan 28
Not too much on me…. They shaking me down as we speak
Chile…
The small one told me she wants some “prime”

I don’t know what that is… so i ask her big sister
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Jan 9
I'm going to say a few things... most of them will be uncomfortable ... all need to be said... beginning with... it was a campaign event
nytimes.com/2024/01/08/us/…

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i was not a remembrance of the nine people who were murdered in 2015
this is going to make... you mad... its okay to be mad... i understand anger
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Jan 8
*looks around*
something i needed but didn't get was conversations on how the bodies of black men change after 28... and the additional support you need to care for yourself well
1) Go to the doctor... early and often...
I don't care if you "feel fine"/ workout/ect

Find a doctor (recommendations are great) that you can be honest and consistent with
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