Thread by @kureijiollie

IF OMEGAα EVER GETS SHOCKED, I IMAGE HER SCREAMING "OMEGAαD"

IF SHE TURNS OUT TO BE A MAN-EATER... OMEGHOUL

IF SOMETHING IS IN HER FAVOR... OMEGOOD

IF SHE PLAYS A RACING GAME... OMEGAαS

IF SHE TURNS TO A BIRB... OMEGOOSE

IF SHE STARTS PLANTING FLOWERS SHE'LL MAKE AN OMEGARDEN

IF SHE'S SUPER HIGH-END AND TRENDY THEN SHE'S AN OMEGAαL

IF SHE PLAYS THEN IT'S OMEGAαME

IF SHE'S A DELINQUENT SHE'LL FORM AN OMEGAαNG

IF SHE DECORATES A MEAL IT'S OMEGAαRNISH

IF SHE GETS BUFF SHE'S OMEGAαIN

IF SHE HAS A TELESCOPE SHE'S OMEGAαZER

IF SHE DOES SOMETHING UNEXPECTEDLY CUTE SHE'S OMOEGAαP

IF SHE ADIOS THEN SHE OMEGONE

IF SHE WEARS GLASSES SHE'S OMEGAαNE

IF SHE'S SHOCKED SHE'LL OMEGAαSP

IF SHE'S RELIEVED SHE'LL BE OMEGLAαD

IF SHE'S COGAN SHE'S OMEGAαNTENG

IF SHE PEW PEW SHE OMEGAαPEX

IF SHE HAS A CAR SHE NEEDS OMEGAαRAGE

IF SHE DOES OMEGAαPEX SHE'LL NEED AN OMEGUN

IF YOU'RE NICE TO HER SHE'LL SHOW YOU HER OMEGRATITUDE

IF SHE'S IN TROUBLE SHE'LL BE IN HER OMEGUARD

IF SHE PASSES ELECTRICITY TO A CONDUCTOR OR A SEMICONDUCTOR SITUATED IN A MAGNETIC FIELD THEN SHE'S AN OMEGAαLVANOMAGNETIC

OKAY I'M DONE✨

I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELING
OMEGOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND
I'M NEVER OMEGONNA OMEGIVE YOU UP
NEVER OMEGONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER OMEGONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
NEVER OMEGONNA SAY OMEGOODBYE
NEVER OMEGONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU

I'd like to formally omegaαpologize