if this asteroid would slow down even just a tiny bit we would love to invite them to The Museum of English Rural Life

edition.cnn.com/2021/08/24/wor…
next time it comes close to Reading perhaps it could just pop in
asteroid, as a symbol of our gratitude, we offer you this scone
Rural History Museum Struck by Fast-Moving Scones

'They quite literally got what they asked for', area man says.
people often debate whether Pluto is a planet, but rarely do they stop to think whether it chooses cream first or jam first

to solve the world's greatest problems, sometimes you have to think outside the box, at others you have to extend to the fastest-ever asteroid the offer of a scone
possibly but we wouldn't recommend covering the latter with cream and jam

that said: it is really good cream and jam
For more information about our café offer (for humans and fast-moving asteroids alike), please head to the museum website!

merl.reading.ac.uk/visit-us/cafe/

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26 Aug
please note this is NOT candy Photo of a brick from The MERL collection.
like a good book, never judge a brick by its cover
our usual advice applies about visitors not eating the collections (please) but on this case it feels particularly pertinent
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18 Aug
a friendly request for visitors not to try to use the Magna Carta to seize The Museum of English Rural Life

theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/a…
[twenty-five 13th century barons rock up at the museum entrance]

not again
if you are a 13th century baron and keen to visit the museum, we politely ask that you:
- please continue wearing a face covering
- book in advance (so that we can control the number of barons on-site)
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we, for one, welcome our new woolly overlords Photo of two sheep.
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Here's a Closewool closeup.
and another one! Close-up on the other sheep.
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The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and we have found something wonderful in our archive that we want to share with you.

Like many of the best things in life, it is all about bees.

(a thread) Close-up on Sladen's illustrations.
In 1892, there was a sixteen-year-old boy who loved bees very much. Not so much that he became a bee, but he did become a renowned and widely published bee expert.

His name was Frederick William Lambert Sladen. And this the story of one of his earliest works.
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It's like an incredible collection of Pokémon cards; only the cards are pieces of the jigsaw puzzle of rural history.
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14 Jun
This year, we’re celebrating our 70th anniversary with 51 Voices: a year-long exhibition, available for you to view online, featuring 51 new interpretations of parts of our collection.

In our latest blog, learn about the five new responses added to the exhibition last month!
be nice, say hello, share the space
The title comes from the Country Code, which is mentioned within this roundup. And while it's particularly mandated as you ramble through the countryside, we also advocate for all three of these as you explore the museum galleries!
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