🚙 TRAVEL THREAD 🚙
6:30am Friday August 27,2021. my solo journey from the very most eastern point of the US to the most western.
sad to be leaving. this was the greatest summer of my life
to get a spot for a vehicle on a ferry you need a reservation months in advance or you go ‘standby’ which is a total crapshoot.
Yesterday I was in line to see about a standby spot and there was a rude woman in front of me doing the same. I was super nice to the ticket guy, asked how his night was going, apologized for the rude woman, and he hooked me up on the very next ferry out. ALWAYS BE NICE
this was last night. Candice made this lightship basket. It took her the entire summer. She spent 3-4 hours a day in a wood shop with other enthusiasts working on it. When she left the wood shop for the last time of the summer, with her completed basked, she was crying.
back to the real world
stopped for gas and was a little snoozy so I tested out my nap set-up. I took little Georgies crib mattress (she’s ready for a big girl bed), 2 big pillows and a comforter. May have made it too cozy - I slept for 2 hours. deeeeep sleep 💤
crossed into NY state last night. met Robbie at a McDonald’s on the side of the freeway. Great guy, hard worker.
crossed into PA super late. didn’t want to do a hotel but very tired 🥱
slept in a parking lot full of other people sleeping in their cars. 6 hours of solid sleep. Feel great, feel a little gross but mostly feel great.
shower and change at graham’s place in Cleveland. I no longer feel gross.
if you’re in Cleveland come say hi to Jermaine, Tyler and the rest of the crew at Premiere Barber. Great people.
trying to avoid cities but I passed by Chicago, great city.
made it to Wisconsin late in the day. I woke up around 5 this morning so I’m a little tired. my only rule is NEVER DRIVE TIRED
found a very decent parking lot. gas station not rest area. but a good parking spot. used the surf shower then climbed into my cave.
I use a timer to keep track of how long I’ve slept. last night was an uninterrupted eight hours thirteen minutes and fifty three seconds. this truck might be the best sleep I’ve ever had.
I attribute some of that quality sleep to this little USB powered fan I bought from wal mart. nice to have a little air flow.
truck stop shower ($13) to go with my truck stop coffee ($2)
the sunrises are one of my favorite parts of this trip. this is Wisconsin
the Mississippi !!
a human being who speaks the English language chose the words on this poster. Someone thought these were the best words.
OK i kinda stopped my real-time travel tweet thread beacuse people figured out where i was and it was starting to freak me out. so imma post the rest of my trip now even tho i finished my trip alreayd
I’ve always been a little obsessed with Americana and mt rushmore sits atop that obsession.
this has sat on my bucket list simply because I never ever thought I’d have a reason to be in South Dakota. turns out my reason was simply to see mt rushmore.
use the 2.5x zoom lens on the iPhone. lock focus on the mountain then snap away.
favorite
IRL
Made it to Wyoming. but barely. my never drive tired rule was pushed pretty far to get to the state line.
I can’t express how well I slept in that truck. I’m not a big sleeper but I’ve never slept 7 hours and 48 minutes without interruption. dreamy.
this was where I slept. there’s a human under that corvette tarp. I slept with bear mace. It’s a little freaky sleeping in such an exposed way.
my shorts are drying because I used my surf shower last night and didn’t go full nude.
how many times have you seen ‘close encounters of the third kind’?
this movie defined my childhood
act natural.
made it to Yellowstone. the smoke from the fires was everywhere. Nose got stuffy and throat sore. Stayed that way throughout the day
this felt special. you see so much driving that you’d never experience flying over.
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iPhone 16 review. a totally non-technical review. context; i upgraded from a 14pro that i got two years ago. got the 16 pro white with 512g (wish id gotten 1tb but i flinched at the price) this phone cost me $1,414.29.
i didn’t need a new phone. old one was perfectly fine but wife needed a phone, hers was a 12 and battery was strugglign so justified the purchase by giving her my old one. plus new camera marketing was stellar and im a sucker and i just like to buy new stuff.
so i guess my thinking is this - we’ve reached a critical mass with iPhones, big leaps in capabilities stopped several iterations ago. my two year old device never seemed slow, camera never seemed bad, it never left me wanting for more.. continued..
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! a quick thread about marriage.
*this picture is from 2005, the day Candice and I eloped, got married in a Texas courthouse without telling anyone. we had gone on our first date just 3 weeks prior.
Marriage can be absolutely brutal. its work all the time. anyone who says otherwise is a fucking liar. Sharing every aspect of your life with another human is unnatural and requires relearning how to live.if you can do all that then you win. a life shared is a life lived
and while marriage is hard being alone is also hard. you have to choose your hard. there are no cheat codes.
any English majors out there? I heard someone use ‘cocksure’ in a sentence and it sounded awesome and smart and badass but I’m not sure I understand it’s usage vs just saying ‘sure’. I want to be cocksure I’m suing it properly (that seems right, right?)
I should probably get a job or something
way too much free time on my hands since I left new york city