Stopped a couple of park scrotes picking on a kid the other day. After telling them to jog on one of them actually shouted 'I'm getting me dad, then you'll be sorry.'
I swear I live in the north as written by some London media twonk.
I swear I live in the north as written by some London media twonk.
I should of said: 'Bring him! We can both be sorry about the state of his kids together!
That would've been good that.
That would've been good that.
Instead I just told him to f**ck off.
Didn't really gel with the Hovis eee by gum aesthetic the writer was going for there, still.
Didn't really gel with the Hovis eee by gum aesthetic the writer was going for there, still.
Leeds, innit.
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