I’m back! Went offline for most of the last week, pics and stories to follow 🐊
Alrighty, where do I even begin on this? It’s going to be a series of photos and vids of epic scenery so if that’s not your thing, tune out now. Otherwise… it’s off to the airport:
And that was the last we saw of a mask for a long time. The Northern Territory has been largely COVID free and felt… normal. We ended up there on “Territory Day” with @TimmyTrumpet DJ’ing on the beach with the balmy 34C winter sunset, and life was good 😊
Plus, they had an F18 ✈️
And fireworks 💥
Darwin was really just intended to be a stopover until Kakadu, but it turned out to be unexpectedly cool. Just a really chilled place with plenty of nice beach atmosphere.
But also a heap of interesting history (it was bombed in WW2), beautiful parks and nice walks
It’s also got a great restaurant prescient on the water and I’d be really happy to spend more time there in the future
Time for a little plane and off into the middle of nowhere ✈️
Bamurru Plains on the edge of Kakadu National Park. The largest in Australia at 20,000km. It’s… rustic
*Kinda* rustic. The huts don’t have a lot of walls and instead use a mesh you can see out of but not into which means you get a front row seat to all the wandering buffalo and wallabies 🦬 🦘
Ok, so really not that rustic at all. An infinity pool looking out over the floodplains with just a small edge between you and the crocs (“don’t go out there very far”, they warned)
Air boats are one of my new favourite things; they’re loud, fast and they drift sideways over things that don’t look like they should be driven on…
…but most importantly, they get you to places that could never be reached otherwise. It’s unimaginably beautiful here.
And then there’s quad bikes. And again, it’s about reaching hard to access locations. Much of it involved navigating around the termite hills which are effectively 1m high blocks of concrete.
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The Pornhub story regarding age verification shows just how hard privacy-preserving identifying verification is. Even when everyone agrees on the sentiment (nobody is saying kids should have access to porn), there’s no consensus on the execution. 404media.co/pornhub-is-now…
It took me a few seconds to VPN into Texas and capture these screens. It takes someone in Texas a few seconds to VPN into California and *not* see these screens! It costs a few bucks a month for a good VPN with loads of exit nodes around the world, placing you where you want.
I suspect that factored into Pornhub’s decision - the knowledge that they can satisfy a state law whilst not posing any real barrier to paying customers. If someone is willing to pay for porn, surely they’re willing to pay a lot less for a VPN to access it?
Was confused whilst doing my live stream just now why there was a sudden spike in DB usage on @haveibeenpwned. Turns out it was related to *dropping* this constraint:
ALTER TABLE [dbo].[Domain] ADD CONSTRAINT [CHK_DomainName_Pattern] CHECK (([dbo].[IsDomainValid]([DomainName])=(1)))
We'd decided a constraint that calls a function on every insert of a new domain was unnecessary; all it did was validate that the string adhered to the correct pattern, but because we controlled the upstream code, we could do that before it even hit the DB.
Hi folks, yes, I'm aware of this. I've been in communication with the Internet Archive over the last few days re the data breach, didn't know the site was defaced until people started flagging it with me just now. More soon.
This was a very uncomfortable breach to process for reasons that should be obvious from @josephfcox's article. Let me add some more "colour" based on what I found:
Ostensibly, the service enables you to create an AI "companion" (which, based on the data, is almost always a "girlfriend"), by describing how you'd like them to appear and behave:
Another cool little @Cloudflare thing that snuck out recently is this very simple security.txt creator:
It's a simple form-based configuration that takes the basics of a security.txt file in the following interface:
Because @cloudflare sits in the middle of the traffic, they can then intercept requests to the appropriate path and serve up the file. Here's one I just created: troyhuntsucks.com/.well-known/se…