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Am starting to love ❤️ local content. Now I understand why Nigerians love their own. By loving your own can you move forward to better things #NdoHiiFormYaGOtv
I now pronounce you Black and White. Given how tougher things have been, laughter is the best medicine #NdoHiiFormYaGOtv @GOtvKenya
Sometimes a dose of reality is what we all need to get back to our feet and achieve what we need to achieve in order to be able to move forward #NdoHiiFormYaGOtv @GOtvKenya @jumaf3
To real, I love these two guys. I grew up on them. Watching them do impossible stuff now, somehow feels like am sitting 🪑 with the elders & they are teaching me how to handle life #NdoHiiFormYaGOtv @GOtvKenya
If you asked me 15 years ago what my thoughts about love ❤️ were with what I know now, my answer would have shocked even the elders. But it’s good to learn from others #NdoHiiFormYaGOtv @GOtvKenya
To avoid the stress of how to get good content, @GOtvKenya has got you covered. Just look 👀 at your wallet & see what you can afford & subscribe today & I promise you, you won’t regret it. Best content, at the best rates in town #NdoHiiFormYaGOtv
@GOtvKenya Customers Enjoying More Value, More Entertainment For Less sokodirectory.com/2021/09/gotv-c…

Let your family enjoy the best content without a hustle as you relax & prepare for next week. Subscribe today #NdoHiiFormYaGOtv
A week after the launch of the popular GOtv campaign, dubbed “Tuko Na Form/Tuko Nawe” GOtv customers are happy with the biggest video library available to them at no additional cost. To know what we talking about, talk to @GOtvKenya today & subscribe with them #NdoHiiFormYaGOtv
The campaign is giving GOtv customers the opportunity to either pay for the GOtv Value package (at Sh550 per month) and get upgraded to GOtv Plus or to pay for the GOtv Plus package (at Sh870 per month) and get to view GOtv Max #NdoHiiFormYaGOtv @GOtvKenya
According to the MultiChoice Kenya managing director, Nancy Matimu, this offer is valid to new, active, and disconnected GOtv customers for a period of 3 months from Monday, 30 August 2021 up to Sunday, 28 November 2021 #NdoHiiFormYaGOtv @GOtvKenya
This exciting campaign is a special treat to our GOtv customers who can now reconnect for less to get more value and enjoy additional amazing shows to relieve their financial pressure,” said Nancy. #NdoHiiFormYaGOtv @GOtvKenya
I believe we all must agree that getting the best content at the rates @GOtvKenya is giving us is a real bargain deal. Talk to them today and prove me right or wrong. Am sure you remember @TheSlyStallone dude is the real deal #NdoHiiFormYaGOtv

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