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7 Sep, 11 tweets, 3 min read

I have started playing Disco Elysium and I have quickly picked up an Inexplicable Feminist Agenda

i need to stop save scumming and just accept that i am an absolute disaster

hustlegrinder

that DOES sound like me

slowly realizing that in disco elysium you can be a communist but the kind that people will actively avoid talking to at parties

oh my god im a pathologically narcissistic trotskyist

fuck

this guy is really pissing me off but i have a 1/6 in the strength stat

i am internalizing Advanced Race Theory. unclear if that makes me racist

actually laughed out loud at "Youth culture does not affect my thinking."

yes. yes, i think i am a pervert.

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incredibly snide, self-righteous, moralizing tone huh

https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1421121626385625092

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