has anyone commented that Jennifer Lawrence is married to Cooke Maroney which makes her "Jen, a Maroney"
this is my submission packet for the inevitable 30 Rock reboot
"when Cerie's veganism spreads through the staff, Jenna's exclamation of 'meat, ew' sparks an accidental if long overdue internal investigation into Jack Donaghy"
sorry I've been thinking about for an hour while I need to do work but: the 30 Rock reboot will be a Morning Show parody where there's a prestige streamer show about the inner workings of TGS
and in the show within the show within the show, Jennifer Lawrence plays Jenna Maroney
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also I think it's fine to live in a shed in your parents' yard if you can swing that! it's the fact that they all don't say that and frame it as "quit my 9 to 5, moved to the remote country all by myself!" that's ridiculous
last night I found out that all the big cottagecore youtubers live in tiny houses their rich parents built for them in the backyards of their property, petit trianon vibes
one of them says she moved to a farm to do slow living but it's literally just a vacation house her parents own lmao
I am surprised Steve Martin made a New York show because he is like Mr. California to me
he grew up in Garden Grove!
I think maybe if you are a very successful comedian for long enough they just make you an official New York Jew even if you're a Baptist from Orange County
today we celebrate Snake Eyes Labor Day, a holiday me and @LAMBOLAMBO made up a few years ago where we watch Brian De Palma's 1998 Atlantic City thriller
this year Snake Eyes Labor Day falls on Rosh Hashanah and the new moon, we look to Snake Eyes for rebirth, the image of snake eyes representing the waning moon
as we find that things may not be what they appear
so Biden is using the meaningless phrase “I see you again” here’s a fun lil thing my friend noticed
the same language about feeling “seen” and (shudder) “held” (so Midsommar!) appeared in Audrey Gelman’s statement about laying people off from The Wing
that’s because Biden and The Wing are both repped by nightmarish consulting firm SKDKnickerbocker! clearly “I see you” is the old SKDK special for when you want to say something but mean nothing