my husband, high, getting things done while i, over here, also high, am deeply useless.
like, he’s roasting vegetables.
and, also, timing them all out so they all end up cooked at the same time! how does he do this? i can’t do this normal.
i tried to catch a fruit fly in my hand and failed.
he’s adding more spices and cutting up cheese thinly with a device i have never seen.
the device may be a knife. hard to see well from here. thought it was a...wire? a possible wire?
oh my god; i think he is making roasted endive with blue cheese. it’s really easy; you guys should make it.
we are listening to @cbcradio.
something about dante.
should i watch nomadland?
i am only high* and awake because we ended up with some shake. this is fun. retro.

oh my goodness, the food he is making looks so good and complex.
am i an artist?
also, can’t tell if the endive is ready or if he is just “massaging it.”
still listening to this dante stuff on @cbcradio.
revelation: he has been setting alarms.
everything smells amazing.
oh, shit; those endives for sure still need to go in the oven.
he’s on it.
just...didn’t see this coming.
he is so steady - changing racks in the oven, listening to crackling cheese.
it’s a humid cold out, but i feel warm.
am i stuart mclean?
food feels imminent.
the endives look perfect.

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