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I love Calvin and Hobbes for so many reasons, but this strip showcases how much emotion Watterson packed into one page, without even needing words.
I mean...not wrong, Calvin, not wrong
And here we have a representation of the military decision making process in action
Calvin's right on track to being a staff officer, this is better staff work than I've seen out of half the staffs I've worked on
Great power competition in a nutshell
This also just reminds me that it has been far too many years since I've made a proper snow fort

This is a skill that one should not let atrophy
Listening to Bach and reading Calvin & Hobbes is my reversion to childhood

Take that for what it's worth. But Calvin ain't wrong, it's all ad-libbed, as Calvin's dad says in another strip
Hmmmm, this explains a lot about my development
Here, Watterson illustrates that national security strategies are useless unless tailored to environmental constraints
And this, of course, demonstrates the flaws in many a weapons platform.

Cough cough *Zumwalt Class* cough cough
Calvin's dad channeling some real maneuver field grade officer energy here
The Confederacy, demanding US forts, arsenals, and other federal property upon secession:
The timeless principle that fixed fortifications are vulnerable to maneuver forces

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Mar 15
So, I'm finishing up Sears' "Lincoln's Lieutenants" for the 2d time, and it remains an exceptional work. One of the most solid examinations of brigade and higher leadership of the Army of the Potomac that exists. But while I love everything Sears does, he's in the tactics trap
For example, he has nothing but disdain for Sigel and Butler, and other "political" generals

And yes, from a tactical level, they're not great. Not really bringing in the battlefield Ws

But that's only half the story.
By keeping Franz Sigel in a US Army uniform, Lincoln is ensuring continued German American enlistments

Political generals ensure continued Congressional and state financial and materiel support for the war

Building a national army is hard

Building a national idea is harder
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There's a decent chance y'all are gonna hear about some conspiracy theorist shit from the 1600s based on my consumption of the alcohols this evening

This acts as your WARNORD

So, like, be warned or whatever
Ok so like, you think America today is bad with conspiracy theories

I mean, it's pretty shitty, I won't lie, but it's got nothin on 1689 when everyone apparently lost their shit and just decided to overthrow govt

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Look, it's the 1680s,and shit in the English colonies on north America is getting weird af. Lots of pacts and shit for common defense against those evil papist French who are hiding behind every tree and also probs behind you right now

With baguettes or whatever
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Aug 20, 2023
Modern war remains artillery intensive. Ever since the Russo-Japanese War of 1904, belligerents have been constrained by availability of artillery ammunition. To believe that precision fires significantly changes this is to live in a delusional world. We need more production.
And for the love of the gods, spare me with the "faltering offensive" takes. Operational offensives require mass reserves and mass logistics, as well as incredibly difficult synchronization of combined arms -- and they don't look flashy. They are nasty, grinding, bloody things
If you can achieve a breakthrough, you need more reserves, more logistics to sustain the momentum, but it's very very hard to predict where a breakthrough will happen and then quickly mass combat power at that site. Technology cannot eliminate the tyranny of time and space
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Ok SO

I may have had some wine and yo, if you think this was the first time in American history a presidential candidate tried this exact thing, baby, have I got a story for you

It's been a hot minute since we did some #drunjhistory huh

Let's remedy that
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Like, former treasoners in the south are actively fighting the 13th, 14th, and 15th amendments and using lots of violence to try to keep white supremacy, US troops are actively fighting them
The election is between Rutherford Hayes, who ate a bullet at South mountain in 62 so you know he's a badass G, and samuel tilden, who's like, a guy. He opposed Lincoln but was like "I guess the union is ok"

And the election is TIGHT. CLOSW. LIKE. super duper close
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Dear god, who deconflicts SDZs on Mandalorian firing ranges
A warrior culture but literally no one is on guard duty against the MANY large hostile creatures on their planet

Well, that's what "warriors" gets ya
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Teaching cadets about the 2003 invasion of Iraq...They would look at me quizzically after doing the reading, saying "this still doesn't make sense, everyone knew this was a bad idea, why did it happen?"

I'd sigh, and say

"Well, you kinda had to be there at the time"
Well that blew up. Been off Twitter all day.

A few thoughts

One, I was one of those neocons who thought it was a good idea - all of 17 years old, of course. I believed that we wouldn't go to war without true and valid reasons for doing so. I was one of many, many Americans
Two, with the cadets, we had just emerged from a discussion on Vietnam and the Powell Doctrine. They were flabbergasted that Powell agreed to such an open violation of his principles. We spent a lot of time discussing hindsight, politics, and a nation's emotional reaction to 9/11
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