I hope the people at the Tillamook creamery...
wake up on the right side of the bed
Food is always super delicious
A1C is around 5
Nail lady is available
first in line for new Beyonce albums
Get their preferred seat in church
And are nourished from the loins of their lovers
Y'all in there making cheese like you saving the world!!!
I feel like doing something to you... But I promised God I wouldn't leave the south
WHY ARE YOU THIS GOOD AT ANYTHING????

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