So you want to start a campaign of persuading people, one human at a time, to get vaccinated.

Here are some tips.
First, see yourself as a missionary — but for something you firmly and whole-heartedly believe has improved your life and the lives of others, so not religion.
Second, the mindset is NOT “I am good and you are bad” or “I am right and you are wrong.”

That is not sales. THIS is sales.

The attitude is “I did this easy weirdly fun thing that made me happy, healthy, beautiful and free, and I would love for you to join me!! 🌈 “
That doesn’t mean there is no pressure. Remember you’re a missionary for the vax.

Somewhere around one hundred percent of the people you confront will hold superstitious beliefs you will have to crush to dust, without them feeling a thing.
“Hi! It’s so good to be out & about, right? So which vax did you get? I got Moderna. Oh—you didn’t get it? You’re in such a small group! Wow. But I get it. For me, I don’t really watch YouTube like that angry crowd. And my freedom and health are just really important to me?”
“I’m totally fine with people who don’t get the vaccine. I’m just a hygiene freak — I hate germy infectious snot. & those videos of how covid makes your drown in your lungs? Oh my god I hate ventilators too. That could be just my obsession. I know it’s so personal.”
“Oh shoot you didn’t get it? I was hoping to have you to dinner with some other friends but if you’re unvaccinated that doesn’t work. Next time, right? Definitely text me when you get it!”
“Oh I’m SO sorry. I have friends who are Methodists & can’t dance at all so I totally get it. Some beliefs just take hold of us, even when they wreck our lives lol. I was like that when I was on a really strict diet. It almost killed me! We go through what we go through, right?”
They say 5G/Fauci/ivermectin:

“So much homework! Is that all from YouTube? Impressive! I just don’t obsess. I want to see people, be outdoors, get invited to stuff. Especially after eons inside! But you seem so interested in your YouTube & that’s fun to have such a passion!”
In sum, refer to all anti-vax gibberish as “YouTube” & otherwise never disparage it.

Hold out hope they just don’t know it’s free, are scared of needles, etc. I’ve had people need only facts, reassurance & help getting an appt.

Emphasize how free you are. Use the word a LOT

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