People have gotten intolerable. At a DC area Wawa, getting gas, and all the bays are full. I get behind the one with only one car in line and wait. I hear the pump beeping like it's done, and I notice there is no driver. I can't back up now, someone behind me. 1/
I wait, and wait, and wait. Five minutes goes by. Finally a woman comes out, walking at a pace that says "I am all alone in the world." She has a bag full of snacks and a coffee. She settles her purchases in her car, and then takes the pump out. 2/
It's now been about 7 minutes. She gets in her car. I have done nothing but wait. I've not gestures or said a word. She sits in her car. Another three minutes go by. She's on her phone. There's a huge area she could pull out into for that. She sits, not even looking up.3/
My daughter had time to go into the bathroom and back out in all this and was airing with me. She asked "Why isn't she moving?" I had no answer. So I tap on the horn, to remind her she's not alone. She looks up in her mirror and shakes her head "no." 4/
I'm sorry what? I motion withy hand towards the area in front of her where she could pull out. She looks at me in the mirror, shakes "no" harder this time, and sits. A full five minutes had now elapsed. 5/
She was wearing a mask. She was thin (like goes to yoga daily thin) very well groomed and dressed, driving a brand new Acura, and sporting a ponytail. If her name were Karen, I would not be surprised. She is an insufferable she-devil, a maskhole, mad cow, & flaming cunexttues.6/
How much you wanna bet she loves mandates and calls people like ME "selfish?"
I left the north for a reason. She and people like her are that reason. Too goddamn many of them north of the Mason/Dixon /END
I left the north for a reason. She and people like her are that reason. Too goddamn many of them north of the Mason/Dixon /END
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