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1 Oct, 9 tweets, 3 min read
The damage report from @Political_Beats' huge episode on Michael Jackson w/guest @DanielGullotta is in, and there are so many bodies on the dance floor that we've assembled our own slick-dancing zombie army. Song excerpts as follows:
Leave Me Alone/Beat It/Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough/You Rock My World/ABC [Jackson 5]/I'll Be There [Jackson 5]/I Want You Back [Jackson 5]/Ain't No Sunshine/Rockin' Robin/Ben/Ben (2003 remake)/One Day In Your Life/We've Got Forever/Dancin' Machine [Jackson 5]...
...Shake Your Body [Jackson 5]/It's The Falling In Love/Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough/Rock With You/Off The Wall/Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough/Working Day And Night/I Can't Help It/She's Out Of My Life/Girlfriend/Burn This Disco Out...
...Thriller/Billie Jean/Somebody's Watching Me [Rockwell]/Beat It/Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'/The Girl Is Mine/Thriller/Human Nature/Bad/I Just Can't Stop Loving You/Man In The Mirror/Dirty Diana/Smooth Criminal...
...In The Closet/Remember The Time/Black Or White/Heal The World/Dangerous/Scream/They Don't Case About Us/Stranger In Moscow/Tabloid Junkie/Heartbreaker/Butterflies/You Rock My World/Unbreakable/Behind The Mask/Love Never Felt So Good/Smooth Criminal

SHAMONE.
This is a fantastic ep that covers the entire breadth of MJ's career, complete with references to the Rawlsian veil of ignorance, Homer Simpson's voice breaking while he sings 'O Holy Night' as a boy soprano, and my favorite Twitter music meme (courtesy of the @DiscordPod folks). Image
Also, you can hear me making the same mistake that millions upon millions of other people made during the 1980s: incorrectly thinking that Michael Jackson had a hand in writing Rockwell's "Somebody's Watching Me!"
Final comment: as you can tell from the song list we, uh...*really* like OFF THE WALL. One of the best damn party albums ever made.
Anyway, it'll be up in an hour or so (maybe less) for Patreon supporters, and the rest of y'all chumps will just have to beat it, not be defeated, and wait until Monday. patreon.com/politicalbeats

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17 Sep
While my laptop keyboard was broken and nobody was paying attention, @Political_Beats snuck off and recorded its newest Patreon episode, on Great Guest Appearances! The damage report will be a fun game this time. I'll only name the 1.) artist and 2.) guest: figure it out. Songs:
Aretha Franklin [Duane Allman]/Carly Simon [Mick Jagger]/Lemon [Brian Eno]/R.E.M. [Kate Pierson]/Brian Eno [Robert Fripp]/Michael Jackson [Eddie Van Halen]/Robert Fripp [Peter Gabriel]/Steely Dan [Elliot Randall]/Peter Gabriel [Kate Bush]/Peter Gabriel [Phil Collins]...
...Steve Miller Band [Paul McCartney]/Phil Collins [Eric Clapton]/Fine Young Cannibals [Jools Holland]/Squeeze [Elvis Costello]/Elvis Costello & The Attractions [Chet Baker]/The Fairfield Four [Elvis Costello]/Wilco [Brian Henneman]...
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It will be rejected outright and properly so, because the commission has betrayed its hand as trying to prop up Dems in a state that went nearly +10 for Trump in both 2016 and 2020.
Iowa should be a 4-0 or 3-1 GOP House state by any fair measure. The numbers just don't lie. They don't have to be blowout gerrymanders, but the trajectory is obvious right now.
I live in Illinois and frankly I don't disagree. You may have expected me to, but I don't. I have a principled loathing for so-called "nonpartisan" commissions.
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14 Sep
My God, Norm Macdonald is gone.

He was the greatest comedian of my adolescence, IMO. He shaped my fundamental comedic sensibility every bit as much as MST3K did. He brought me so much joy throughout his career. I will miss him dearly. R.I.P Norm, ya did good.
Norm Macdonald was so beloved among his fellow comedic greats that he appeared on the final network TV broadcasts of both Letterman AND Conan O’Brien. And killed on both.
Also, the one time I met him (in Vegas of all places) he was extremely laid back and not weird as I tried not to go all Chris Farley -talking-to-Paul McCartney on him. He tried to cajole me into betting with him on a Lakers game with him, but nothing doing.
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Vaccine hesitancy is a blight (and outright anti-vaxxers are beyond redemption), but this tweet smacks of someone either far too Extremely Online or who doesn't know ppl in this population. It's far more like "I'll take my chances" or "my friend's an RN, she hasn't got it."
From what I've gathered speaking w/everyday (i.e. not super-online) vax-skeptical ppl I encounter, much resistance is *pre-rational*, it comes from a gut feeling that "it can't happen to me" or "too risky, I don't need it" that data or a hundred media horror stories won't shake.
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5 Sep
I've been churning away in the responses to this (about that @DamonLinker piece I linked last night), but to summarize, Dylan, Scott Walker, and Bowie are clear answers. Candidates in the future? Spoon (Daniel/Eno), Radiohead (Yorke/Greenwood), Old '97s (they just keep doin' it).
Another good answer that I'm fairly embarrassed to not have remembered is Johnny Cash. His final Rick Rubin records are just stuffed full of amazing music, and that after a long fallow '80s/'90s period.
Given that Trent Reznor is 1.) off of hard drugs; 2.) always a studio-bound creature; 3.) moving deeper and deeper into purely instrumental music, he is also a solid bet to age gracefully. I like the GHOSTS I-IV as much if not more than nearly anything in NIN's discography.
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I remember asking a month ago, just as the Afghanistan collapse was beginning, whether people seriously thought Biden would run for a second term and getting 95% "of course he will are you high?" blowback in the responses. A month onwards my doubts have only been fortified.
Does anyone think that this is going to get *better* three years from now?
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