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3 Oct, 6 tweets, 1 min read
I think this is a *closet.*
Fun fact: This closet is commuting distance to Manhattan.
I'd constantly be opening up all the doors forgetting where I put stuff.
It's kind of the East Coast counter to this closet:
Quick poll:
The NY closet had the early lead but the Vegas closet is making a comeback. SinkZillow and the StopCluttering people are neck and neck for 3rd place.

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3 Oct
Best of #FridayNightZillow thread

This is the most popular one so far: ~3M impressions for the first tweet. 1/
This might be my favorite #FridayNightZillow.
A CRAZY pink theater room and an even crazier backstory:
I've still never seen a swimming pool home theater like this one. This #FridayNightZillow also featured the gaudiest home in Georgia - dubbed the "Palace of Gaud" - and an insane wedding venue featuring gold toilets...
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3 Oct
There's a part of Mississippi where lots of the most expensive properties are just areas for killing stuff and the pics are of people posing with the dead animal heads. Not my scene, really.
Instead of touting, say, a nice pool or a range or a grotto, they tout the quality of the antlers and things like an on-site automated dead-deer processing facility.
I mean, the last picture in this listing is **literally just a bunch of deer heads in trash bags in the back of a pickup truck.**
zillow.com/homedetails/11…
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3 Oct
You can still get land for super cheap in Texas.

In Sierra Blanca, $6K buys you *10 acres.* zillow.com/homedetails/73…
Estimated monthly cost: $29. Cheaper than your latte habit and you could be a landowner.
(I looked up counties that have the lowest income in USA and this is one of them.)
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2 Oct
First up on #FridayNightZillow: A Kentucky prepper paradise built by a Republican liquor store magnate after OBAMA was elected, complete with a $3M ☢️NUCLEAR/BIOLOGICAL/CHEMICAL FALLOUT SHELTER.

It's *NUTS.* And there's a lot more to the story... 1/
zillow.com/homedetails/12…
Per the Lexington Herald-Leader, liquor store magnate C. Wesley Morgan said he just wanted to feel safe and also worried about civil war.

He later served one term as a GOP state rep, where, per the paper, he sponsored bills helpful to liquor stores.
2/kentucky.com/news/politics-…
Morgan ran against Mitch McConnell in last year's GOP primary, winning a little over 6% of the vote. The house was featured during a previous listing by Zillow Gone Wild, prompting the newspaper story, which is worth your 99 cents.
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30 Sep
Couldn't wait until #FridayNightZillow:

Awesome Ohio mansion is back on the market with one insane sink, a lot of gorgeous wood, a bowling alley and some nightmare-fuel bear-chasing-man artwork.

5BRs, 9BAs, 12,500sf, 14 acres, $3.25M zillow.com/homedetails/72… ImageImageImageImage
The spaces in this home are just gorgeous. Copper tub seems a little extravagant what with soaring metal prices. I'm a sucker for fantastic wood floors and turrets; you could hold an old-fashioned ball for the ages here. ImageImageImageImage
There are multiple kitchens, endless ballrooms. Less tacky gaudy junk than usual in this size mansion. ImageImageImageImage
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30 Sep
This is a sink. Image
Can only assume some people have unlimited cleaning budgets.
Rest of the house is pretty nice. The kind of megamansion you could hold a prom in.
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