If you're a fitness influencer the last six hours of your life have been extraordinarily challenging. No one's getting influenced on here. These are the dark places.
No swipe-through HIIT circuits over here. No inspo. Just wolves.
No one here even cares about a bench arch, nor would they be willing to fight over one for months on end and comment on old photos to demand you explain why you bench with an arch, not one person here
So many people just doing posed selfies for the void, an endless untracked void, a void that is not interested in fat loss or recomposition or your bulk
"does anyone want to know my macro split," they shout, to nothing, for nothing

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5 Oct
Also, Section 230 applies to all sites that contain third-party (as in your) content and permits any of those sites to edit/moderate user content and users as they see fit.
This op-ed gets at this a little bit while also engaging in some mindbending stupidity (what are "common-sense rules of decency"?) wsj.com/articles/small…
I'm reminded that some people express ire at Twitter not because people get banned, but because the *wrong* people get banned.
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5 Oct
Yes. That's the point. nationalreview.com/corner/sadly-o… Image
Peter is the Rock of the Church, Peter also denied Christ three times, once to a child, and also witnessed the freaking Transfiguration and responded with "this is a real estate opportunity!" And that's SAINT PETER, for heaven's sake.
(I will never get over Peter going from "I'm gonna cut off that guy's ear!" to "I don't know her" in like four hours.)
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4 Oct
This is a very dumb ad but also worth noting that becoming governor of Arizona would not give her, or anyone, the power to do "take a sledgehammer to the media," which is not a thing.
The increasingly disproportional relationship between "what politicians promise they will do" and "what they actually can do" is very bad!
She's not going to take a sledgehammer to the media (which appears to be just CNN?), but that sounds really good while also being a thing everyone knows she can't do so no one would ever be like "did you sledgehammer the media yet"
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4 Oct
I get this, but having watched the movie enough (okay like dozens of) times, one thing about the world it depicts is how small and incestuous it is, and that's... not appealing to me.
You go to the same restaurants and you go to the same vacation spots and you live your entire life around the same 20 people and the worst thing that could possibly happen to you is to be cut off from those 20 people.
You're surrounded by people who are deeply irritating and whose lives ultimately mean nothing, and any effort to raise your own profile (even very stupidly) is punished if it doesn't benefit the people around you.
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29 Sep
The sound I just made cnn.com/2021/09/29/us/…
If this person were keeping her kids home from school because math made them feel discomfort they'd be roasted into next year by an entire media consort
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29 Sep
So there are a bunch of coaches (Jay Wright, for example) for whom I can't find a publicly available buyout number, but there are a number for whom their buyout is their salary (Huggins)
But what I keep finding is that there are a bunch of basketball coaches who have one amazing season and then get locked into incredibly lucrative long-term deals and from a financial perspective I simultaneously get it and don't
Mike Hopkins at Washington has a $12.1 million buyout because his contract was signed the day before the team's first NCAA tourney game in 8 years.

Since that game, Washington has gone 20-38.
seattletimes.com/sports/uw-husk…
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