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5 Oct, 5 tweets, 1 min read
I've managed to get my hands on 'Boris Johnson's conference speech' and its full of surprises.
bylinetimes.com/2021/10/05/lev…
Looking forward to that chap who always pitches up....coming along and berating me for missing the bigger picture.
Should point out that this is satire just in case Chloe Westley sees it and gets confused again...
Chloe once got angry with me because I wrote a comedy thing about some crayons and a great great aunt who didn't exist ... and everything turned a little nasty.... I won't say it's made me paranoid ...
Long story but ended with me having to replace her image with a picture of a chicken in a basket.

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4 Oct
In 2013 Nadine Dorries reportedly employed her daughter on a salary of £40,000–45,000 as an office manager, even though she lived 96 miles from the office. Dorries later took on her sister as "senior secretary" with a salary of £30,000–35,000 source WIKI
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29 Sep
Something I've written about the Golden Age of Stupidity - through which we are now living.
politico.eu/article/peak-s…
Features Robert Cocking.
Anyway I thoroughly enjoyed writing that which probably means you'll all hate it
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29 Sep
This is that University of Kent "white privilege" course that the Times and Telegraph have picked up on.... except... from the look of it.... it's not a white privilege course.
blogs.kent.ac.uk/staff-student-…
Key words "University of Kent" birthplace of the Revolutionary Communist Party ... forerunner of Spiked... I'm willing to bet a frozen bag of broad beans that one of that lot are behind this story. And the module seems to be over a year old.
'Woke student" outrage comes round every September. It's almost as if Hallmark invented it to fill the gap between Easter Egg outrage and poppy outrage
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28 Sep
This is fairly shocking from this @Telegraph cartoonist
Yes fairly is the wrong intensifier. There's someone who's fallen down a rabbit hole. No excuse for tweets like that.
Telegraph now trending on Twitter for all the wrong reasons. Hope someone there has a word.
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27 Sep
Amazing find this. Liz Truss as a Lib Dem in the early 1990s opposing the concept of the Monarchy.

(Yes people are entitled to change their opinions over time. Great pity in this case.)
Here's more of what she said.
Truss was actually President of Oxford University Liberal Democrats.
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