Someone has just been kicked off the Forbes list of richest Americans, so his aides had better get the show tunes ready.
Max! Max! Call the editors at Forbes immediately and demand that they put me back on their 400 richest list! 
Trashing his own furniture. Angry upstairs at the fancy resort club after finding out that Forbes has expelled him from its 400 richest list.
Next thing you know, the Nobel Prize Committee will rebuke him for insinuating that he won the Nobel Peace Prize.
Maybe he will now hire the Arizona Cyber Ninjas to do a recount of the vote that expelled him from the Forbes 400 list.
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