@malthe@sm@Winnie In the hilarious days of yore, I believe Patrick asked "why can't we support checks as a payment method?" and @noahmp was like “yea Tara, why not?” And I was like “uh…you all mean…**paper** checks?”
@malthe@sm@Winnie@noahmp And after months of getting every incorrectly processed check heaped on my Stripe desk, so that I could hand-process them and "learn about edge cases" like something out of Kafka, we figured out how to automate it properly.
@malthe@sm@Winnie@noahmp I believe I remain stuck in Malthe’s memory as the person with 1000 envelopes on their desk. BUT NO LONGER, MALTHE I AM FREE.
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