Q: What robots are cool? I mean *cool*. AI and androids can count, but they require a good case. To get a sense of standards, @BrooklynVV and I have thus far decided:
Uncool:
- C3PO
- Sonny
- Anyone from Ex Machina
- JARVIS
- Bender
- WALL-E *or* EVE
Cool:
- R2D2
- Johnny Five
Uncool, cont’d:
- Andrew from Bicentennial Man
- Vicki from Small Wonder
Potentially cool:
- Virtual Alan Watts (“Her”) on his way to steal ur girl
Optimus Prime is a jock
@BrooklynVV: Optimus Prime was maybe cool in the 90s before Michael Bay got his hands on him
me: nah. maybe in a “it’s cool not to do drugs” sorta way—which isn’t cool
B: you’re right. Decepticons were cool
me: no they weren’t
B: what, are you just saying NO TRANSFORMERS ARE COOL
It’s important to remember that cool may involve elements of, but is not at all inherently dependent on:
- aesthetic (be it sunglasses or looking like an Apple product)
- not caring about things
- being genuinely decent
Is GERTY from Moon cool? Discuss
ITT: people surprised that “cool” is difficult to define and agree on
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I’m sure this either isn’t very good, or it is and has already been done before, but in the last 5 minutes before waking up my brain randomly bestowed upon me (and I am now sleepily attempting to relate) a narrative generation tool I’m calling Tender Chess:
1) Wars are conflicts. Conflicts are perspectives. Perspectives are stories. Every person is a nation. Set up the board to set the story. Each side can have a mix of white and black pieces. (The legend mapping between perspective and chesspiece does not exist yet)
2) The first goal is to, while taking turns, consolidate all of your own pieces on the other side of the board. The board sides “belong” to the people with the fewest number of pieces already there. The person with the most pawns of their color on their side goes first.
if Siri was a person i'd absolutely be her friend, but mostly to protect her from a world she clearly does not understand
me: hey siri can you get the door
siri: um i can google that for you?
me: [balancing packages on one knee] hahah god please never change
me: [getting dressed for party] hey can i please get a time check?
siri: [mumbles indistinctly]
me: uhh. what's up?
siri: oh sorry. you told me you were taking a nap yesterday and i didn't wanna wake you
you’re in her DMs. i’m in her DMs. we possess mutually distinct qualia, and thus cannot reasonably be said to inhabit a state of philosophical equivalence
also attempting to quantify such things by our respective perceived access to a third, independent being is a folly of both the mind and heart, to say nothing of the short shrift given to the inherent gift of personhood, or the bevy of problematic ramifications qua feminism
technology will not rest until the primary survival skill required for life on earth is how well we can anticipate and respond to the mental models of extremely complex algorithms
I used to think of this purely in the context of economic survival, but realistically “how to not look like a road to a car” and “how to not look like a perp to a bigdog” will eventually be right up there with “stop, drop, and roll” and avoiding anvil-shaped shadows
depending on your perspective, you could say that getting along with extremely complex algorithms (in this case, humans) is already a survival skill. it is! what's scary is the alien, multicellular nature of corporations reaching into the single-cell space of embodied actors.
I feel like pandemic + Relatable Content have conspired to make a LOT of us recently come into a neurodivergent understanding of ourselves.
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Part of learning a new identity should always be about who else shares it, and how to advocate for them—especially in times of influx.
This is a particularly cogent writeup (more often the case for Tumblr than anyone wants to admit) about the history of the terms neuroatypical and neurodivergent, and how they intersect. Take the guidance with awareness that discourse is ever-evolving. phineasfrogg.tumblr.com/post/954716156…
Specifically in relation to neurodivergence, the key takeaway is that nobody's trying to keep ADHD or autistic people from using it—we should just also be aware that it includes folks with schizophrenia, OCD, dyslexia, some forms of depression and anxiety, and more.