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18 Oct, 4 tweets, 1 min read
ENJOY A HUMOUROUS DIALOGUE:
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William Shakespeare came to get vaccinated.

Nurse: Which arm?
Shakespeare: _As You Like It_

Nurse: Was that painful?
Shakespeare: _Much Ado About Nothing_

Nurse: You will have to have a second jab.
Shakespeare: _Measure For Measure_

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Nurse: So what do you think of the general awareness with regard to Covid?

Shakespeare: _Comedy Of Errors_

Nurse: I heard your wife Anne decided to get vaccinated in the company of her friends?

Shakespeare: _The Merry Wives of Windsor_

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Nurse: Did you try convincing her?

Shakespeare: _Love’s Labour Lost_

Nurse: Wouldn’t she listen to you?

Shakespeare: _A Midsummer Night’s Dream_

Nurse: So what happened at the other vaccination centre?

Shakespeare: _The Tempest_

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Nurse: But it worked out?

Shakespeare: _The Taming Of The Shrew_

Nurse: So it is okay then?

Shakespeare: _All’s Well That Ends Well_
🤓😁

Shakespeare: Will I've any adverse effects?

Nurse:. Wait until _*The Twelfth Night*_

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20 Oct
DO read until end it will SHOCK you 🤔
Donations for corona till now...

TATA: 1500 crore
ITC: 150 crore
Hindustan unilever: 100 crore
Anil agarwal (vedanta): 100 crore
Hero cycle: 100 crore
Bajaj group: 100 crore
Shirdi temple: 51 crore
BCCI: 51 crore
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 Akshay Kumar,actor: 25 crore
Sun pharma: 25 crore
OLA: 20 crore
Paytm: 5 crore + handwash
Mukesh ambani: 500 crore + hospital
Adani Group 500 crore
Anand Mahindra: Hotels + ventilator
Chiranjeevi, actor:4crore+oxyzen Banks
Prabhas , actor: 4 crore

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28 Sep
HOW HONESTY MADE A GREAT SCIENTIST:

The Nobel Laureate Prof. C. V. Raman after retirement wished to open a Research Institute in Bangalore.

So he gave an advertisement in the newspapers for recruiting scientists for three posts.

Lots of eager Scientists applied thinking …

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 that even if they were not selected, they would at least get an opportunity to meet the Nobel Laureate.

In the preliminary selection, five candidates were selected and the final interview was to be taken by Prof. C V Raman himself.

Three were selected out of the five.

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He realized that it was the same man who was not selected.
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28 Sep
#HarshMander ⁦⁦@IndianExpress⁩
Hatred came frm Mr. MA Jinnah & thereafter, ⁦@INCIndia⁩ appeasing Muslims thru vote🏦Politics!
Even PM Dr.⁦@_ManmohanSingh⁩ ji said Muslims have 1st right on nation’s resources!➡️2

Harsh Mander writes: indianexpress.com/article/opinio…
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#HarshMander
Please don’t distort history and also present facts of what happened & is happening in Assam where Muslim immigrants illegally occupied land!

Assam Police carrying out court orders are attacked by immigrants in large numbers!

Pl read➡️3

timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/muslims-…
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Please report the historic facts as they are mentioned in ⬇️tweet!

CM Mr. Himanta Sharma Biswas through dialogue with all parties
Has been solving the problem amicably and legally👌
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Very Interesting Instance of
#NarendraModiBestPMever 👍
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Hello. I am Arvind Nayak (Mumbai).
We had booked Kuwait Airways flight Mumbai-Milan-Mumbai from *MakeMyTrip* site in December 2019 for a Pharma conference.
Our visit dates were from......

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 from 11th October 2020 to 18th October 2020. But due to COVID, we had to cancel the tickets from the MakeMyTrip app in August 2020.

Kuwait Airways deducted a nominal amount and returned a large amount of our refund to MakeMyTrip in September 2020 itself.

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 But, since then, we had to run from pillar to post between MakeMyTrip and Citibank since our Refund amount never got credited to the credit card account as promised. There was no response to numerous phone calls and mails sent to MakeMyTrip.

Then, on 09th July 2021, ...

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⁦@MamataOfficial⁩ Didi
You have no right to call routine IT Raids on Dainik Bhaskar & Bharat Samachar as “BRUTAL attempt to stifle democracy”, when TMC goons with Ur👮‍♀️ support attacked & looted thousands of innocent ppl, murdered & raped many,
MAKING DEMOCRACY A SHAM!
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2. CM of West Bengal @MamataOfficial is ruling worse than a fascist dictator instilling fear in poor & innocent!👇🏽😇

@ArvindKejriwal
U didn’t open Ur mouth on worst atrocities on Ppl in West Bengal!
Now open Ur LOUD MOUTH ON ROUTINE IT RIADS on Dainik Bhaskar &Bharat Samachar!
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AMAZING,MUST READ:
*There is a pillar in the premises of Somnath Temple. This is known as Baan Stambh (or the Arrow Pillar). It is difficult to say as to since when it exists there! Going back by taking history as reference,it has been there since at least the sixth century!* >2
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 *It is not possible to tell exactly how much older it is!*
*On the Pole this is what is inscribed:*

*आसमुद्रान्त दक्षिण ध्रुव पर्यंत अबाधित ज्योतिर्मार्ग*

*This means - there is no obstacle in the straight line from this point to the South Pole!

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 And yes, in reality today we know, there is no piece of land in this path, right up to the South Pole, nearly 10,000 kms away! Amazing!*

*This is also a wonderful indicator of ancient Indian wisdom! Remember, at that time, the rest of the world was still learning....

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