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27 Aug
#BritishLGBTAwards

First award goes to a straight footballer who has told the crowd that he hopes the first gay footballer will be able to come out.

Is this a measure of success of Stonewall's Rainbow Laces programme that they haven't managed to get a single man out?
Future leader award presented by Laurene Llewellan Bowen lookalike. Sponsored by Macquarie, lawyer won who set up a charity.

Next!
Employee Network Award sponsored by Ova.

Won by Tesco, but Sky gets a special mention.

Whatever will happen next ?

Nail biting.
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25 Aug
I see the Stonewall comms manager hasn't logged on yet? U OK hun?
Must still be playing solitaire and having afternoon coffee
Actually I can imagine all the DM groups going mad. Poor Helen Belcher! Probably crying on the lav again
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22 Aug
⚠️⚠️⚠️This carries a trigger warning for some majorly unfunny material. ⚠️⚠️⚠️

Nish is angry about 'dog shit' comedians, which can only be a Freudian slip.
The clip is about to disappear- can someone grab it?
Since when did comedians become so utterly tedious, or where they always like that?
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18 Aug
The NHS is holding a week long Pride event. Sessions include 'plurisexual identifying emerging adults' (?) and 4 dedicated sessions just to trans and NB identifying people.
Nancy Kelley, CEO of Stonewall is headlining the event and there are several sessions on how to utilise LGBT networks for political gain.

Also, 'lunges in leggings', a pilates session specifically for 'active and burgeoning allies for Trans & NB colleagues'.

How very inclusive
Also, isn't Tara Hewitt the lovely trans lady who told us to choke on her lady dick? Apologies if I am confusing with another lovely trans lady?
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14 Jul
A thread on masks.

Khan has decided to political point score when all the evidence has begun to point the other way.

Masks only work if the following criteria is met.
You handle the masks by its handles only.
You do not touch the front part of the masks with unwashed hands.
Single use only for disposable (max of 4 hours).
Reusable must be washed after each use. Repeated washing renders them unusable. So they are reusable only up to a point.
Storage of the mask must be hygienic and come into contact with no untreated surfaces.
There must be no gap between your face and the mask and it must fully cover the whole of the nose and mouth.
Pulling it down to rest under your face causes contamination.
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25 Apr
Gender identity ideologists rarely attempt comedy, but when it does it always falls flat on its arse.
And I'm blocked within two seconds. Like I say, no sense of humour whatsoever
Absolutely zero chuckles ImageImageImageImage
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