“All those lawsuits and evil-doings are some other company! We’re Visage Tome and have no idea what you’re talking about. Yeah, that other company has no business being in control of the meta verse, but Visage Tome does!!”
https://twitter.com/alexeheath/status/1450646795621654529
“Update: Visage Tome is already in trouble for giving all your data to criminals and cataloguing everything you say and think without your consent. We are now called Countenance Volume until further notice.”
“Crap; you’re all catching on quickly. We’re now called um…Mug Binder. Yeah, Mug Binder. Until further notice.”
“Well, that happened quickly. We’re proud to announce that you can now sign into websites using Fraud Guarantee.”
[What do you mean it’s already taken? Okay, well tell them to cancel the Legal Zoom.]
“I meant to say that you can now sign into websites using Phase Buch.”
[What do you mean it’s already taken? Okay, well tell them to cancel the Legal Zoom.]
“I meant to say that you can now sign into websites using Phase Buch.”
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