1) “Chant,” Wolf says suddenly, “see yon door? Open it—WARILY—and see if there’s a loose spline of wood in the edge, below the latch.”
“Done. There is. Safe to pull out?”
“Yes. Hold to the spline, it’ll become a handle.” #epicfantasy
2) Chant does so—and finds herself holding a “U” of wood: the spline, a top-bar, and a second, longer flat stick, that has a cord wrapped around and around it, ending in a tie to a hole in the stick’s bottom end, and with the… #epicfantasy
3) …top pinched in a wooden jaw at the top end. Chant looks at Wolf. “You pre-prepare for hauling up errant courtiers in this wing of the Palace?”
“Preparation for trussing captives, actually.”
“Ah. That’s more the Wolf I know.” #epicfantasy
4) Chant works the upper end of the cord out of the jaw, to lower it down to Palonder, then stops when she notices something slipped over it: a “sleeve” of matching cord. “For the cord taut, over rough edges?” #epicfantasy
5) “It’s a gag, actually.”
“Ah. For these same captives, or bondage play?”
“Yes.”
Chant gives Wolf a look. “THAT’S the Wolf I know.” #epicfantasy
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1) “Well, aren’t you fortunate, Palonder? Many of us wait all our lives for doors to open for us. And here a large collection is opening for you, all at once. Be suitably grateful.” #epicfantasy
2) “What can you see through them?” Chant asks Palonder, pointedly ignoring Wolf.
“That I may have a very brief future,” Palonder mutters. “Lord Wolf, have you NO magic left?” #epicfantasy
3) “I do have magic left, but I doubt you’re going to appreciate the usefulness of a spell that makes rosy bobbing pink glows in midair, just at the moment.” #epicfantasy
12) As for the orcs, the descendants of Obould continue to rule an orc kingdom from Dark Arrows Keep (Lorgru ascended the throne in 1485 DR, after orcs in the region were defeated in the War of the Silver Marches), but there are… #Realmslore
13) …“barbarian” orc warbands wandering the Sword Coast North as there have always been (just as hobgoblin warbands, usually 20-30 strong, wander to this day). Regardless of the politics of any particular moment, the root causes… #Realmslore
14) …of orc behaviour in the Sword Coast North remain: orcs breed like rabbits in many caverns in the mountains across the North, out-populate their available food and must forage farther and farther afield in their food-hunts, … #Realmslore
1) Wolf gives him a look that’s been kept cold at the heart of a glacier for at least an ice age. “MOST helpful, Palonder. Now suppose you be MORE helpful—all of you, of Neverune!—by falling flat to the floor and STAYING there.” #epicfantasy
2) Chant and Palonder comply with alacrity. So does the King—after Chant interrupts his frowning stare at Wolf by reaching up and hauling him bodily down.
“Playing dead?” the Valk of Valk sneers. “THAT’S your response?” #epicfantasy
3) Wolf gives him a Wolf’s smile and collapses sideways to the floor, at the same time lifting his injured, bleeding hand. The rings on it flash and then flare into bright light, he roars in pain, a sizzling is heard that comes… #epicfantasy
Lazar Stojkovic @LazarStojkovic · Jun 11, 2019 @TheEdVerse
Olore'! Quick question: what do the Mar people of the Utter East look like? Thanks!
1) Your timing is right on! I JUST got to the box in Shipping Container 1, the long hi-cube, with my Mar notes. Which are scanty. :} #Realmslore
2) So: generalizations, of course, but the Mar are a gray-skinned, short, stocky race, with fine, black, almost invisible body hair, “sharp” (thin and pointed) noses and chins, and golden to crimson eyes. Those who’ve interbred… #Realmslore
1) Heh. Yes, I’m still Ed Greenwood; it seems to be my fate. So…
If your game is set in the 1490s DR, the Moonstone Mask has been winched closer to earth on its chains to more easily allow workers to (by means of tall, rickety… #Realmslore
2) …scaffoldings) effect repairs and an expansion of its cellars, incorporating access chutes and doors (for bagged refuse out, helped by gravity, and crated food supplies in, by means of ropes, pulleys, and hooks located in… #Realmslore
3) …the Mask).
After several unfortunate incidents, Liset hired a veteran all-female (but not all-human; the ranks include a half-orc, a gnome, a tabaxi, a loxo, and a thri-kreen) band of far-traveled but aging adventurers, … #Realmslore
1) “Have a care, sirrah! I’m not a man to be laughed at!”
“No? You’ve not seen your face in a mirror?”
“WHAAAT? For THAT, you’ll die SLOWLY!”
“Good, if by ‘slowly’ you mean about sixty years from now. That’s acceptably slow decay.” #epicfantasy
2) “Is this what passes for HUMOUR in Neverune???”
“Evidently. And just who are you, loud man with glowing sword?”
The man draws himself up and strikes a gleaming pose that includes a florid arm-wave. It’s evidently a signal to… #epicfantasy
3) …forty or so lesser warriors to rush past him on either side, and form a bristling wall of drawn steel in front of him.
Over their heads, the man with the glowing sword shifts to a grander pose, and announces grandly, … #epicfantasy