* What is the NPDR?

The NPDR is the technology, policy and funding behind an evidence-based disease barrier using historically proven herd immunity techniques involving children heavily infected with disease
* What is the Children’s Auxiliary Reservoir Corps (CARC)?

CARC is the physical reservoir of disease that provides the nation’s protection

It is an entirely voluntary multicultural corps consisting of every person under the age of 18 in the United States
* Is this dangerous?

Absolutely not

The NPDR will only be filled with coronaviruses
Coronaviruses are otherwise known as the common cold and are harmless to children
* This sounds expensive and our taxes are too high already

No significant funding is necessary to implement NPDR. The majority of the infrastructure is already in place at elementary, middle and high schools throughout the nation
* What will the NPDR enable?

The NPDR will enable the national offramp from the pandemic highway, with a deadline of Thanksgiving, November 25, 2021
* How do we know it will work?

Machine learning algorithms have determined that if the nation had an NPDR during the polio endemic of 1890-1960, the over one hundred thousand adults lost to polio would still be alive
* Is there an NPDR headquarters?

Administrative, research and funding operations will be based at the NPDR Operation Center, Barksdale Air Force Base, Florida
* How can I get involved?

Encourage formation of a local CARC chapter within your schools

CARC chapters are similar to “Boy Scout” chapters except they are multi-cultural and fully inclusive

Minorities are more than encouraged to participate. Whites, actually not so much
* What does "endemic" mean?

Endemic is the technology that ensures that diseases are mild and non-harmful to humans

Endemic, along with herd immunity technology (HIT), is the heart, brain and soul of the NPDR
* Can the CARC help adults who are already infected?

Uninfected CARC cadets extract coronaviruses from infected adults through a process known as "shedding"

CARC excursions to hospitals and other locations with infected adults are in the logistics phase

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22 Oct
Looking towards the future, what happens after the Thanksgiving, 2021 withdrawal of the SARS2 virus from adults?

And what happens once the National Pediatric Disease Reservoir is filled completely?
We will then begin the transition of the National Pediatric Disease Reservoir (#NPDR) into the Strategic LongCOVID Reserve (#SLR)

Why is the SLR necessary?
In the future, our nation may become vulnerable to a lack of infection supply coming from overseas as increasing numbers of other countries join cartels such as OZEC (Organization of the Zerocovid Exporting Countries)
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