Thread by @tangled_sssg

"Sidharthhhh"
" Haan Baby"
" Tu sabko Kyun nhi dikhta baby. Sab kehne lag pade hai ki Tu chod gya. Kahani adhuri pta nhi kya bakwas krte h"
"Kyuki meko tere alawa koi dikhta hi nhi. Isiliye Mai bhi tere alawa Kisi ko nhi dikhta" #SidNaaz #SidharthShukla #ShehnaazGill

"Hayee sacchi khaa kasam"
" Teri kasam"
" Aur Maa ko? Tu toh sabse Jyada unse pyaar krta hai na"
"Pyaar koi weight thodi h ki kum Jyada ho. Lekin Haan I'm closest to Mom. Unko mujhe dekhni ki zaroorat hi nhi Mai toh unhi Ka hissa Hun na"
#SidNaaz #SidharthShukla #ShehnaazGill

"Lekin Sidharth Tu aise Raat k aandheron me Kyun aata h. Tujhe pta h din bhaar Kitna miss krti Hun tujhe"
" Baba Tu Soch le Rabji meko Raat ko aane dete h. Waha Kitna kaam h pta h mujhe. Phir bhi Aatu ki Tujhe attention de saku vrna hurt ho jayegi." #SidNaaz

"Kaam Kaisa kaam? Ab toh Tu maast aaram krta Hoga na waha."
" Aisa aapko lgta h. Apan bohot busy Hota h waha bhi. Full demand h apni"
" Demand? Sidharth Maine tere mukke Marne h agar Kisi k Taraf dekha bhi"
" Abbe o Mai nhi Dekhta maate🙏"
#SidNaaz #SidharthShukla #ShehnaazGill

" Phir kaisi demand?"
" Yeh Apne pagal fans. Pta hai jab se join Kia Hu waha haar din itne saare kaam karra rhe h mere se. Inko jinni lgne laga hu Mai. Saala band baj gyi h"
" Tu saari wish Puri krta h unki?"
" Jitni Kar skta Hu krta Hu"
#SidNaaz #SidharthShukla #ShehnaazGill

"Toh phir yeh log toh uss din se Tujhe bhi maang rhe h bebu. Tu pehle Jaise wapas Kyun nhi aata phir"
" Kyuki Woh mere haath me nhi. Earth Ka contract khtm ho gya h darling "
"Contract koontract bhi hota hai?"
" Haan meri Jaan"
#SidNaaz #SidharthShukla #ShehnaazGill

"Kaise baata. Kya hota h yeh sab"
"Toh yaha meko pta chala ki hum sab ko jab as baby niche bhejte h na tabhi humara earth Ka contract Bana k bhejte h Kaha, kis k Saath, kitne din, kaise wapas aana h, kab aana h sab tayy hota h"
#SidNaaz #SidharthShukla #ShehnaazGill

"Toh Mera Kitna h bata. Mai bore hone lagi Hu yaha. Din me Tu nhi hota Sidharth. Meko Yaad aati h. Meko bhi Sana h"
" Ayegi darling par abhi nhi. Jab tera contract Pura Hoga tab. Aur kab Hoga nhi bol skta kyuki Woh rules k against h"
#SidNaaz #SidharthShukla #ShehnaazGill

"Dur phite muh tera rules bata mujhe. Vrna Mai hurt ho jaungi"
" Dekh Tu jaanti h Mai Kuch bhi krta Hu toh pure rules read kar k uske hissab se toh Mai toh nhi todunga rules"
"Accha yeh baata tujhe Kuch aur pta chala ?"
"Haan pta toh Chala"
#SidNaaz #SidharthShukla #ShehnaazGill

"Bata meko bhi"
" Teko Yaad h Maine 5000 Saal wali theory boli thi"
" Haan Yaad h 5000 Saal baad hum phirse SidNaaz bann k aayengi wahi na"
" Yaar ek toh tera SidNaaz Tu abhi bhi isse itni excited Hoti h baby?"
#SidNaaz #SidharthShukla #ShehnaazGill

"Mai toh humesha haungi pyaar h na logon ka. Unhone naam dia Hume.Dekh àaj bhi Kitna pyaar krte h"
" Waise sach toh h krte toh h. Pta h Bhagwan ko kya kya offer aur tareeke suggest krte h meko wapas bhejne ke? Pure pagal log h yeh sab"
#SidNaaz #SidharthShukla #ShehnaazGill

"Pta h meko dekhti hu kbhi kbhi. Tu bata kya bol rha tha"
" Haan toh sunn. Meko pta chala ki actual me time sirf earth pe h baby. Actually me yaha time barrier h hi. Nhi. Toh Kisi parallel universe me hum dono Kahi p apni kahani Bana rhe h"
#SidNaaz #SidharthShukla #ShehnaazGill

"Meko smjh nhi aaya Tu kya Bola?"
" Gadhi matlab Jaise apni earth h na waise kayi aur planet bhi h. Alag alag galaxies me. Waha pe Kahi Kisi planet me humari kahani abhi bhi chal rhi h. Kisi aur tareeke se lekin chal rhi h"
#SidNaaz #SidharthShukla #ShehnaazGill

"Toh waha tera contract abhi bhi chal rha h?"
"Haan baby. Bola na hote hum dono hi h haar jagah baas kahani thodi badalti h but emotions wahi hote h."
" Toh phir yaha Ka contract Kyun khtm hua Sidharth"
" Pta nhi baby Iska answer nhi Mila".
#SidNaaz #SidharthShukla #ShehnaazGill

" Tu Rabji ki baat Kara mere se Mai puchungi unse. Tu toh itna logical h. Bata saare logic unko. Bata Kitna Kuch krna h abhi baby. Kitna Kuch Baki h abhi"
" Baby Woh Jo contract h na kismat usko ek Baar likh dia toh Kuch nhi Kar skte"
#SidNaaz #SidharthShukla #ShehnaazGill

" Rabji bhi nhi?"
" Agar Kar skte toh Sita Apne pet me pal rhe baccho k Saath vanwas nhi jaati. Ramji se dur nhi Hoti. Krishnaji toh apni kismat bhi nhi badal paaye. Bas ek kaante k ghaanv se chale jaana pada unhe"
#SidNaaz #SidharthShukla #ShehnaazGill

"Meko yeh sab samjh nhi Aata Sidharth meko Tu Chahiye mere pass humesha. Teko hug krna h. Kissi Karni h. Teri malish krni. Mummy aur mujhe Teri chughli krni h."
" Tujhe lgta h Mera Mann nhi hota? Mai bhi nhi jaana Chahta tha meri Jaan "
#SidNaaz #SidharthShukla #ShehnaazGill

"Toh ab ladh na. Kar Kuch "
" Ladne Ka mauka hi chala gya baby. Unhone chance hi nhi dia vrna I promise baby Kuch bhi krta jeet k aata. But ab koi chance hi nhi h"
#SidNaaz #SidharthShukla #ShehnaazGill

" Toh ab Mai kya Karu Sidharth. Kaise rahu?"
" Tu jee. Kyuki jab Tu jiyegi na Mai bhi jeyunga. Pta h Kyun? Kaise?"
"Kaise?"
" Kyunki Hum Ek Jism Do Jaan hai. Mai tujhme hi Hun Meri Jaan"
#SidNaaz #SidharthShukla #ShehnaazGill

"Tu sach me mujhme hai?"
" Aur nhi toh kya gadhi. Nhi hota toh yaha tere se baate krta? Jab tak Tu hai aur Tu jeeti h na Mai bhi haunga humesha. Kyuki SidNaaz toh ek hi hai na? Sahi bola na?"
#SidNaaz #SidharthShukla #ShehnaazGill

"SidNaaz hum abhi bhi SidNaaz hai. Humesha rahenge."
" Haan aur jab jab iss world me koi kisise pyaar karega na SidNaaz rahenge. Kyuki Aashiqui duujha naam SidNaaz h 😉"
" Tujhe Yaad h kutte"
" Sab Yaad h mujhe"
#SidNaaz #SidharthShukla #ShehnaazGill

"Hayee Sidharth Dekhta Tu sab hai lekin dikhata aise Jaise Kuch nhi pta. Par pta h ab bin bole sab ko sab pta chal gya Sidharth ki kaun hai Tu Mera"
" Woh pehle bhi pta tha Woh toh log chup baithte the 🌈 darr se"
#SidNaaz #SidharthShukla #ShehnaazGill

"Tu meko saare hakk de k gya Sidharth. Lekin aise nhi Chahiye the"
" Humare chahne se duniya nhi chalti na. Aur hakk humesha tere hi the smjhi"
" Aur Tu bhi smjha."
" Mai Tera Hu aur tera hi rahunga"
#SidNaaz #SidharthShukla #ShehnaazGill

"I love you"
" I hate you Ka opposite"
" Kutte sidhe bol"
" Accha okay sorry I love you"
" Too kutte"
" I love you too"
#SidNaaz #SidharthShukla #ShehnaazGill

"Le phir Suraj chachu aa gye. Matlab Teri shift shuru?"
" Haan. Chal ab pyaar se bye bol de. Aur din Bhar aapna dhyaan rakhegi. Khaana khayegi. Jyada dieting mat krna. Roti mat baithna.vMom Ka dhyaan rakhna. Preeti Neetu K Saath rehna aur.."
#SidNaaz #SidharthShukla #ShehnaazGill

" Sab jaanti Hu Roz bolta h. Par Tu waada Kar Tu ayega"
" Aur Tu Roz same waada leti h"
" Kyuki meko h k Kahi meko waha bhul na jaaye"
" Kbhi nhi kbhi bhi nhi sweetheart"
" Waada Kar "
"Waada krta Hu aunga"

#SidNaaz #SidharthShukla #ShehnaazGill

" Mai uss din Ka bhi intezar karungi jab yeh intezar khtm Hoga Sidharth."
" Jab humare bich yeh jismon ki diwar nhi hogi na waqt ki pabandi"
" Jab sirf hum dono honge"
" Jab hum Sahi mayno me SidNaaz bann jayenge"
#SidNaaz #SidharthShukla #ShehnaazGill