2030

Mom: Its Diwali Time…

Son: Yeah Amazon & Flipkart sale remember last time it was 20%

Mom: This time its Jio Mart sale.

Son: Yeah Cakes, Wine Bottle, Halloween Costumes
2031

Anju: Its Holi Time…

Manju: Didi no colours

Anju: Why

Manju: Didi Colours are so regressive.. This time its Pride Parade 🏳️‍🌈
2032

Sanket: Its Ganesh Chaturthi

Mihir: Dats so regressive torturing elephant

Sanket: Who said this

Mihir: PETA said this in an Affidavit to SC
2033

Divya: Crying 😭

Bharti: Kya Hua Behna.. Its Diwali

Divya: Some idiots will light big brass diyas, dhoop and so much pollution you see

Bharti: Haan Behen Sahi Bol Rahi Hai
2034

Madhur: Its Navratri time…

Sankalp: Going to Pandals ?

Madhur: Yikes.. such imposition of feminism

Madhur: Then…

Sankalp: Going to a Drag Party… 😂

[यह सब काल्पनिक कहानियाँ है इनका सच्चाई से कोई लेना देना नहीं है ]

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31 Oct
During our Hallow’s Eve, spirits from around the globe come up for a breath of fresh air and family celebration. The origin of Halloween traces back to the Celtic Samhain Festival.
Samhain was believed to split the year into the darker half and the lighter half. It was essentially a Celtic New Year.
Samhain was also the day when the gate between Earth and the “Otherworld,” where spirits dwelled, was the least secure. The dead were able to crossover into our world for the duration of Samhain.
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30 Oct
We need to be clear about that State has no right to interfere in our lives specially our festivals. We are not a nanny communist state where will be told how to conduct our festivals. This must be opposed with full force.
Its not a party or an individual but a larger issue at stake. From crackers we have reached to Diyas next will be agarbattis & then Cremations. If we dont resist now, the secular state will roll us over.
So rise above ur political bents & think abt ur culture for which our ancestors fought for centuries so that we could see this day. Dont let history taunt us that when Diwali was killed we were bound by political affiliations.
Read 4 tweets
29 Oct
We should not over joyed or elated about Herd Immunity in Delhi or elsewhere in the country against COVID-19. Previous attempts like SARS 1 tell us that Vaccines dont work against Coronaviruses. The Immunity against Coronavirus’s wanes away in 9-12 months time.
The waning immunity is what we saw in Israel, now seeing in UK, Russia & China with COVID surges. Moment Immunity goes down population becomes susceptible to infections once again. The Co-morbid, elders & vulnerable population becomes at risk once again.
The fatality rate may go down but the virus isnt going anywhere. It is here to stay like Common Cold. Unfortunately, repeated exposure of Designer Spike of COVID-19 albeit even milder or vaccine boosters will degrade the natural immunity of body.
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29 Oct
Effectiveness of Covid-19 Vaccination Against Risk of Symptomatic Infection, Hospitalization, and Death Up to 9 Months: A Swedish Total-Population Cohort Study papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cf…
Vaccine effectiveness of BNT162b2 against infection waned progressively from 92% (95% CI, 92-93, P<0·001) at day 15-30 to 47% (95% CI, 39-55, P<0·001) at day 121-180, and from day 211 and onwards no effectiveness could be detected (23%; 95% CI, -2-41, P=0·07).
The effectiveness waned slightly slower for mRNA-1273, being estimated to 59% (95% CI, 18-79) from day 181 and onwards.
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27 Oct
Yesterday Pfizer was approved by USFDA for 5-11 years. COVAXIN for 2-18 Years is set to get approval once WHO approves hopefully next week. You might see a lot of Vaccine Tourism into India as International Travel opens up & COVAXIN gets recognition by WHO.
Meanwhile American CDC has listed COVAXIN for Exception to list allowing people who are COVAXINATED to travel into USA. Now this is is very interesting. Hopefully the delay by WHO is matter of Days now & it shld be cleared by November 3rd 😎
US CDC has allowed COVAXINATED individual to travel into USA. cdc.gov/quarantine/ord… cc: Indian Media @ANI Image
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25 Oct
India is headed for some societal churn, woke liberal stuff will increase & infect millions like COVID-19. Your religion & culture will be diluted by state & its agencies at behest of foreign masters. Gradually weakening the core of resistance when the powder keg ignites.
Marraiges as institution will collapse, sexual perversion will peak, communities will bay for each other's blood while embracing materialism as social values. Colonising the hindu society. In Mars & Rahu Mahadasha of India beginning 2026 onwards.
Only those who transcend spiritually, build a kavach shall withstand this storm. And they key 🔑to that box📦is through Tantra. Realize yourself before time realises you that its too late to redeem. In Kaliyuga, it is said Kali will reign supreme & Tantra will become popular.
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