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Someone has placed a new friend directly in my sight line this morning. Image
Also when I went outside to take that photograph I was followed around by two magpies who were frustrated that I wasn’t immediately feeding them.
None of the birds were interested in my Halloween friend today. We’re wondering if the bush rats might come along during the night and eat its face.
Monday morning update: Not a single critter even attempted to eat the Halloween Face overnight, proving once more that pumpkin is not a food. Image
Thursday update: Critters have begun to eat the Halloween Face. We can see both birds and mammals at work here. It looks sad. Image
The disintegration of the Halloween Face continues. This is rapidly become a very @ApostrophePong thread. Image
@ApostrophePong The Halloween Face has done very badly overnight. ImageImage
@ApostrophePong No real change to the Halloween Face today. I think the critters have given up eating it because Certain Large Birds have scuffed it up with so much mud and chewed-up bits of seed. This will be the last photo. Image

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May 9, 2023
THIS IS THE START OF MY THREAD ON THE FEDERAL BUDGET. #Budget2023

I’ll be looking specifically for things related to the cybers or digital life or adjacent issues.

The documents will be at budget.gov.au from 1930 AEST. To begin, some hints for understanding them...
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Here’s what I wrote to my federal MP @stemplemanmp on 27 April.

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Mon plan: 0924 AEDT train to Sydney; various planning and administrivia en route; 1145 GP, Hyde Park; 1300 lunch and drinks with a birthday co-conspirator*; errands and shopping; return train.

* Theirs, not mine. I don’t have birthdays any more.
As usual, further alleged plans and other Interesting Things may be found in the Weekly Wrap.
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Causing discord. I'll explain a bit later.
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WE HAVE AN FOKS!
Smile for the camera, you little fucker!
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