Every. Single. Statement. Is. Wrong.
In fact, it’s so disconnected from reality it isn’t even wrong. For that you need to know something in the first place & make a mistake.
Yes, it’s @BorisJohnson half recalling his Ladybird history book again. (One for @Otto_English).
A🧵/1.
In fact, it’s so disconnected from reality it isn’t even wrong. For that you need to know something in the first place & make a mistake.
Yes, it’s @BorisJohnson half recalling his Ladybird history book again. (One for @Otto_English).
A🧵/1.
Actually “they” (the Romans) were expecting “it” (disaster) for ages.
And no, just because you were told as a boy that there was something called “the dark ages” doesn’t mean there really was.
Oh … talk to an expert. Whatever. /2.
And no, just because you were told as a boy that there was something called “the dark ages” doesn’t mean there really was.
Oh … talk to an expert. Whatever. /2.
Wait for it. We’re now going up five gears, from childish gibberish (sorry, children) to painful, 24 carat, ideological comedy.
Yes. Because, you see, in 2021 we’ve inflicted a life-threatening wound on our own country by shattering our links with our own continent. So … /3.
Yes. Because, you see, in 2021 we’ve inflicted a life-threatening wound on our own country by shattering our links with our own continent. So … /3.
… because that’s the Johnson Brexit - the oven-ready failure even the turkeys responsible want to renegotiate - we have to pretend EU freedom of movement for people [is this right? Ed] ended the Roman Empire.
This isn’t funny.
It’s how our country descends into hell. /4. End
This isn’t funny.
It’s how our country descends into hell. /4. End
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