Thread by @ShannonVallor

Having our first real Halloween at home in ages. Last year was too sad/stressful for holiday stuff but we are making up for it this year.

Pro tip: KN95 + Sharpie/crayon = spooky mask in 30
seconds for greeting the kiddos.

Pro tip#2: when a group of preteen boys politely takes one piece of candy each and so you tell them to ‘go nuts’ because you have plenty, know that your bowl *will* be empty before you finish the sentence.

Also: if you are looking for a perfect Halloween cocktail, the Paper Plane is the answer.

Also: they will text every other kid in a two mile radius where the American candy pushovers live