If the house has a spooky iron gate but the porch light is on, do you trick or treat? 
You’d expect these houses just to be full of candy.
Ok this is extremely unacceptable people.
Just overheard my kids say: “White chocolate? You psychopaths.”
Observation: people with Ring doorbells are very shady with candy.
Last house said “oh candy was out here, someone must have taken it” and I was about to demand the last three hours of Ring footage when suddenly they found the candy just inside the front door.
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