Thread by @crabcrawler1

"how does it feel getting into an argument with someone in the middle of the street?"

being on the right side of it? not as bad

https://twitter.com/crabcrawler1/status/1457485294115110918

Everyone in the neighborhood has to put up with this one guy

I'm the only one saying something

recommend me security equipment though

will probably need it

I learned to break the nose and kick the dick in terms of self-defense

dude lives right across the street

hangs out in the garage so i have to close the blinds to get privacy

might need to set home alone booby traps

but if this guy's parents and grandparent's were crazy? I'm fucked

going full survivor mode

I awoke whatever beast there is, in my crazy neighbor

Documenting just in case something happens

my neighbor was crazy and decided to get a dog

the dog is an innocent victim, nobody gives a shit what happens to my neighbor though

I figure a beer bottle would work as a decent weapon. In case of emergency, break glass.

lol never mind will just sharpen a real knife like an adult

Context: my neighbor can’t take care of his dog and it torments the neighborhood making sure he doesn’t kill it on accident

To the point where I tell at the neighbor in the middle of the street

And now it’s a full blown thing

And I’m not a goddamn samurai but I won’t let this one asshole torment my whole neighborhood

Bang