"What? I'm not supposed to be on the bed? Is this new? I don't remember reading it in the house bylaw document. Can you show it to me, in triplicate? And notarized? Seriously, this is information that has never been presented to me before. Also, I wish to speak to my lawyer." 
UPDATE
CHARLIE IS CLEARLY ENGAGED IN A MULTI-CUSHION CRIME SPREE
WILL I NOT HAVE JUSTICE FROM THE LAW
CHARLIE IS CLEARLY ENGAGED IN A MULTI-CUSHION CRIME SPREE
WILL I NOT HAVE JUSTICE FROM THE LAW
THAT'S IT
THREE STRIKES LAW IS NOW IN EFFECT
DON'T DO THE CRIME IF YOU CAN'T DO THE TIME CHARLIE
THREE STRIKES LAW IS NOW IN EFFECT
DON'T DO THE CRIME IF YOU CAN'T DO THE TIME CHARLIE
EPILOGUE:
In the case of Charlie v Scalzi, the offender was hauled up in front of the local judge, who determined that, regardless of all photographic evidence of guilt, the accused was still a Very Good Dog Who Deserved Treats. Treats were administered and Charlie released.
In the case of Charlie v Scalzi, the offender was hauled up in front of the local judge, who determined that, regardless of all photographic evidence of guilt, the accused was still a Very Good Dog Who Deserved Treats. Treats were administered and Charlie released.
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