oh no my jiang-snakes headcanon is growing rapidly out of hand.

anyways, I'm just thinking about how foxxian, in his first life, is immune to jiang snake venom. he has been bitten so many times by a liddol snakecheng while growing up that the venom no longer affects him.
and in foxxian's second life, he pesters snakecheng to the point where, out of sheer habit, snakecheng nibbles on him.

and foxxian,

collapses.
at first, snakecheng freezes. he thinks foxxian is joking. foxxian has always been like this, overly dramatic, feigning injury for sympathy.

then he remembers—this is not foxxian's original body. he has no immunity.
it's mandatory for all jiang snakes to carry around their own antivenom in case of accidental bites. jc's hands shake as he draws the life-saving liquid into a syringe. wwx might die again, here, at his feet.

it takes him two tries to inject the antivenom into wwx.
wwx recovers in quick order; jc had acted very fast. but oof, the guilt both of them feel. after they yell it out, jc gives wwx vials of his own venom for wwx to build an immunity to.

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