oh no my jiang-snakes headcanon is growing rapidly out of hand.
anyways, I'm just thinking about how foxxian, in his first life, is immune to jiang snake venom. he has been bitten so many times by a liddol snakecheng while growing up that the venom no longer affects him.
and in foxxian's second life, he pesters snakecheng to the point where, out of sheer habit, snakecheng nibbles on him.
and foxxian,
collapses.
at first, snakecheng freezes. he thinks foxxian is joking. foxxian has always been like this, overly dramatic, feigning injury for sympathy.
then he remembers—this is not foxxian's original body. he has no immunity.
it's mandatory for all jiang snakes to carry around their own antivenom in case of accidental bites. jc's hands shake as he draws the life-saving liquid into a syringe. wwx might die again, here, at his feet.
it takes him two tries to inject the antivenom into wwx.
wwx recovers in quick order; jc had acted very fast. but oof, the guilt both of them feel. after they yell it out, jc gives wwx vials of his own venom for wwx to build an immunity to.
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reasons why i think the jiangs' animal forms should be snakes:
- snakes cool
- snakes pretty
- zidian on a snake. YES. LIGHTNING SNAKE AS A WHI.
- would allow jyl to cuddle foxxian with her whole body
- would allow jc to choke foxxian with his whole body
foxxian: u kinda look like a chew toy
snakecheng: and u kinda look like u have too much oxygen going to ur braincells
I just think it would be very sweet to see little foxxian trotting around lotus pier, his two siblings coiled loosely around him. jc surveys the area from between foxxian's ears as the two of them bicker about directions. jyl is all content and warm, resting on foxxian's bum.
so many sugar daddy lwj fics, why not sugar daddy wwx? why not sugar daddy alpha!wwx who, really, kinda became a sugar daddy by accident?
tags: a/b/o OBVIOUSLY, bottom!lwj, genre-typical sexism, etc. etc.
lwj is a college student. it's quite unusual, given that most omegas his age are either engaged or pregnant. but he has dreams: he wants to be a professor someday, and he can't do that without a degree.
he gets by on a scholarship for omegas, but he's had to learn how to budget.
his brother and uncle offer to help, of course, but lwj would rather not take money from them—especially since most of it would be coming out of lqr's retirement funds. he can do this himself.
lwj meets wwx during a panel in which lwj and some other students give presentations.
the first time 20y/o wwx meets 15y/o lwj, he stands a full head above the second jade of lan.
wwx is absolutely intrigued by this handsome young lan and—out of sheer habit of training younger children—bends down a little to match lwj's height.
lwj is OUTRAGED.
yes, it is EXACTLY like that 'how not to talk to short people' meme.
lwj is so angry that the redness of his ears threatens to spread to his cheeks. how dare this ridiculously handsome and tall man insult him? lwj is a growing boy! he's not done yet!
meanwhile lxc is on the verge of tears from holding in his laughter because lwj looks SO PISSED.
alpha!wwx carries a bottle of generic brand heat suppressants around with him at all times because he once saw an omega unexpectedly go into heat in public and he doesn't want any of his omega friends and family to ever feel that mortified, ever.
because of this, he often gets invited to omega-only parties/hangouts. other alphas hate or envy him for it.
he gains a reputation at school for always having omegas hanging off of him. rumors say he has *multiple* partners for his ruts, that he's just drowning in omega hol—
in reality he's just spending his friday nights watching tv, eating potato chips, and absolutely VIBING in the gigantic nest his friends like to practice building around him.
mdzs au where lwj ends up losing his leg due to the wen indoctrination and tortoise of slaughter—and gets a new one made for him by wwx: yet another threadfic by me
tags: robotic limbs, canon (maybe cyberpunk-ish?) au, probably some angst, comedy, you know how I am
lwj is not surprised when the cloud recesses physician quietly tells him that his leg needs to be amputated; it is the expected result after days of aggressive use and no treatment combined with starvation and little spiritual energy usage.
still, the loss hits him hard.
he spends the early months of the sunshot campaign sheltering with other non-combatants in the cloud recesses. it tears him apart to not be out there fighting.
he's not there to personally witness wwx returning to the cultivation world as a changed man, surrounded by darkness.
modern au where, for wwx's birthday, they play a variation of seven minutes in heaven where each partygoer gets time alone with a blindfolded wwx.
for the most part, people give him birthday gifts to open, because it's fun to watch wwx try to unwrap and identify gifts while blindfolded. the partygoers are supposed to stay silent so that wwx can try to guess which gift is from whom afterwards.
jc completely ruins his own surprise when wwx reaches into his gift box and feels something warm and furry.
wwx: OH MY GOD IT'S A DOG
jc: IT'S NOT A FUCKING DOG YOU DUMB FUCK. WHY WOULD I GIVE YOU A DOG? IT'S A HANDWARMER.