The algorithm bug doesn't like uplifting words.
(Yeah I'm back at it)
It doesn't take criticism well either.
Oh good it's trolling me now.
Gee thanks
Ok we officially lost it
Wow the algorithm bug is very, very pessimistic tonight.
How can it f*ck a simple sentence like that...
OK on this positive statement, that will be all for tonight.
(Yes I will inflict more of this on you, but the good thing is, it's really easy to disregard)

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12 Nov
"The virus is spreading everywhere! Measures ain't working!"
Or:
So there's no way to get rid of it?
Oh there is.
And it also would get us rid of other viruses (eg remember that thing called stomach flu?), and quite a few nosocomial infections
it's called *ventilation*
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11 Nov
Today is WWI Armistice.
When the conflict started, French soldiers were wearing a very patriotic uniform (roughly the same than in the 1870s).
Very easy to spot from afar.
It was the point.
It was to make sure our artillarymen could see their pals and avoid shooting them.
It was indeed very efficient: Even in the messier battle, it was *really* easy to spot French soldiers.
Slight problem: It was *really* easy for the enemy too...
In July 1914, a decision was taken to remplace them with grey uniforms made with blue, white and blue threads.
But - Production facilities where located where the fights raged. Finding colouring agents was, well, tricky -It was war.
So "quickly" a plan B was set:
In August 1915, a new light blue uniform was officially adopted.
Soldiers had to wait until the end of 1916 to be all equipped.
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10 Nov
Well the algorithm bug is more optimistic than most… ImageImage
Interesting take ImageImage
I’m trying to get how this works but truly I’m 🤷‍♀️ ImageImage
Read 6 tweets
10 Nov
“deal with problem of intermittency of renewable energy” means “investing enough money, preferably diverted from Oil&Gas funding”
I generally charge for translations but this one is for free
I should probably thread this. Here we go.
The funny thing is you get to see the translation before the propaganda.
Read 6 tweets
10 Nov
Ok I found myself a new stupid game
(Could it’s a bit of a niche stupid game only for translators)
Set Google trad in Swedish, Norwegian or Icelandic langage
Enjoy
Oh for the live of whatever is up there
This is the funniest fail ever
Read 21 tweets
10 Nov
It’s important to be kind to each other -especially re: making fun of people as it hurts
So whenever in hellb*tchy mood, it’s better to make sure the targets of nasty caustic critics can never know what is said
For that reason I’ll keep my comments on @ratemyplatenow offline
Unless it’s about sharing truly amazing stuff ofc
(WTF)
I believe we are no angels & we’ll keep laughing at what we find awful, ugly, lame, stupid… (no accounting for taste)
The only thing is, unless it’s endangering someone (or a country) it’s really OK not to tell who it might hurts
It’s called diplomacy
The opposite of bullying
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