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13 Nov, 4 tweets, 1 min read
BREAKING: Don Lemon has figured out how to pickle rioting and disorder.
I wonder sometimes if I'm the only one who gets me or if my jokes are just truly god awful.

This doesn't have to be an "either/or" situation, I suppose. 🤣🤣🤣
DAMN YOU FOR BEING RIGHT, CHERYL! /jk

I was gonna use "kombucha" but I didn't have enough coffee and the time to spell it correctly.

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10 Nov
1/ Totally disagree. I grew up in one of the most racist, segregated places in America. When I got to college, my first dorm mate was a black woman. There were no black people in my town. None. My parents weren't racists, but the culture I grew up in was.
2/ If I hadn't gone to college, met new people, had new experiences, taken African American history, etc, I probably would have stayed in that racist town, married some Republican, and popped out some racist kids to perpetuate the cycle.
3/ Instead, I met my husband, who moved to my college town (Ohio State which has its own problems with race, but compared to where I grew up, is practically a socialist utopia) from Puerto Rico. My second husband's father is Iranian. No chance I would have met them had I not left
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20 Oct
What am I baking today? (Part one of two…see thread.)

First one to answer correctly gets…something, I haven’t figured it out yet. Open to (reasonable)suggestions.
What am I baking today, part 2.
Update # 1: it's not banana bread.

However, if you have a banana bread recipe that includes dutched chocolate, I want it!

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20 Apr
11 hours.

That's pretty fast but it's hard to believe it took longer than the time it takes to write "fry him".
Sorry, if you aren't near a screen right now, the verdict is in in the Chauvin trial.

Also, I'd like to know how you aren't near a screen right now.
Yes, they've reached a verdict.

No, we don't know what it is yet.

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10 Apr
I generally don't post updates about my husband's health on Twitter, but I'm asking a favor today.

For those of you who aren't aware, my husband was diagnosed with AML (acute myeloid leukemia) at the beginning of the year. 1/

➡️bethematch.org
Darius' oncology team originally thought he could be treated with chemotherapy alone. It turns out, that's not going to happen. So, he needs a stem cell transplant, but no one in his family is a match for donation.

Maybe you are? 2/

➡️ bethematch.org
Donating stem cells is not painful. It's very similar to donating blood. It takes a few hours, you don't have to travel to do it, and you could save someone's life.
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14 Feb
I started to shovel my walk but I got tired. Luckily, it’s supposed to get warmer and turn to rain overnight so I came in to make banana bread donuts instead.

#seattlesnow Image
Banana Bread Donuts:

take your favorite banana bread recipe
(if you don't have a favorite, google "easy banana bread" and go with the one with the fewest ingredients)
add 2 extra eggs and 2 scoops of vanilla protein powder
scoop into donut pan
bake for 25 minutes Image
Thank you all for asking about my husband. I'm sorry I haven't been updating here. I'm updating on FB because that's where all of his family and friends are. Feel free to follow or friend me there.

Short version: he's still in the hospital.

facebook.com/hollyfigueroa/ ImageImage
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13 Feb
Is this the "phillydelphia" guy?
"amonomus"
"meleVOlent"
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