Share this page!

Edward W. Profile picture
Twitter logo
13 Nov, 4 tweets, 1 min read
uwu daddy jupjup uwu bwwwast us wifff ur powositiffity uwu uwu uwu uwu :nervous uwuing:
"“But what is the most sick process of this whole thing, do you know that after you are caned, there’s a panel of people watching you, three people, do you know that after you get caned, it is mandatory for you to look at them, and say thank you?”"
transformativejusticecollective.org/2021/02/27/i-w…
for whatever cursed uwu that there is, reader, the real world is a hundred times more cursed

• • •

Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to force a refresh
　

Keep Current with Edward W.

Edward W. Profile picture

Stay in touch and get notified when new unrolls are available from this author!

Read all threads

This Thread may be Removed Anytime!

PDF

Twitter may remove this content at anytime! Save it as PDF for later use!

Try unrolling a thread yourself!

how to unroll video
  1. Follow @ThreadReaderApp to mention us!

  2. From a Twitter thread mention us with a keyword "unroll"
@threadreaderapp unroll

Practice here first or read more on our help page!

More from @edwardW2

Edward W. Profile picture
14 Nov
puella hath boobs
👧
🍑🍑
⚫️
⚫️

puer hath balls

👦
⚫️
🍑🍑
⚫️

Thank me later
Laetitia-- Joy-- is a big, hard [CENSORED]

[image suppressed to preserve reader's sense of decency]

If these strike the readers as unusual, let them be reminded that the I Ching has, from very early times, been seen in sexual terms
(From Minford's tr. of the I Ching) ImageImageImageImage
Read 4 tweets
Edward W. Profile picture
14 Nov
I do not actually think this is an Amithaba triad: It is more probably a "Saha-world triad" 娑婆三聖, viz. Śākyamuni Buddha; Guanyin (R, with headdress) and Dizang (L, Bald head, with outstretched palm)
If this was indeed an Amithaba Triad, you would have Mahāsthāmaprāpta instead of Dizang (and Amithaba instead of Śākyamuni Buddha); Mahāsthāmaprāpta is depicted almost identically to Guanyin, as you can see below baike.baidu.com/item/%E8%A5%BF… Image
However, as you can see in the above sculpture, the figure on the left does not remotely look like Guanyin at all, but is rather bald (consistent with depictions of dazing) and holds a pearl (another of His attributes) Image
Read 4 tweets
Edward W. Profile picture
14 Nov
Near the end of the 1608 edition of Cattan's Geomancy we find this folding plate, with short interpretations for each of the figures in all 12 houses. However, the plate in the scan I have is damaged, & only 12 of a total 16 figures remain. Does anyone have a complete version? ImageImageImage
Update: Like much of Cattan, a reformatted version of this table was copied into Heydon's Theomagia: archive.org/details/theoma…
This copy is fortunately complete; you can see all 16 figures ImageImage
Please note this delineation of Puella in the 6th house "Good, but Special for Lechery" Image
Read 5 tweets
Edward W. Profile picture
14 Nov
@XianyangCB @Vermeullarmine "Although long rumored, the Classical Chinese translation of BAP was never conclusively proven, until one night, the ghost of the Beureaucrat appeared in a dream to her grandson. She motioned to a spot on the wall, and then disappeared...
@XianyangCB @Vermeullarmine "The very next morning, the Grandson-- mindful of the legends behind the discovery of the Chinese classics- applied a crowbar to that wall, whereupon he discovered, wrapped in a bag of black silk, that very translation which rumor promised and news denied...
@XianyangCB @Vermeullarmine " News spread like wildfire. Blurry smartphone pictures of the Ms. soon appeared on twitter, but accounts describing the manuscript were soon expunged. Counter-rumors emerged: the style of writing was simply too archaic, or too simplistic, to be produced in the age of its...
Read 8 tweets
Edward W. Profile picture
14 Nov
Oddly specific house significations in geomancy
Taken from the transcribed version of Cattan by @thisisorval
cattan-transcribe-1591.herokuapp.com/transcriptions…
1st hse:
"this house containeth the questions which may be propounded and made of the head, and of every things therein contained; as the braine, memorie, understanding, reason, intelligence, eyes, eye-browes, nose, teeth, mouth, ears, and visages;"
books.google.com/books?id=Et7mS…
2nd house: "Which of the two gamblers have won or shall win the silver" [...] "Whether the friend put in trust, be secret or not"
(You can also see why the transcription was necessary )
Read 31 tweets
Edward W. Profile picture
13 Nov
Delineations of decan of horny (speculative)
Ac: Native is perpetually horny
2: Native's finances are horny/ make ppl horny
3: N's brethern are horny
4: N's house is horny
5: N's children are known for their horniness & hence have more grandchildren than children
6: native will keep a servant with a massive penis en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lao_Ai
7: native's spouse is perpetually horny
8: native's horniness will affect spouses' finances; whether for better or for worse must be examined by looking at condition of jupiter
9: native gets off by studying
10: native's job is to be horny
11 native's friends are perpetually horny
12: horny jail; whether they will be in the horny jail or keep the horny jail must depend on condition of jupiter etc.
Read 4 tweets

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!

This site is made by just two indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member ($3/month or $30/year) and get exclusive features!

Become Premium

Too expensive? Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal

Thank you for your support!

Follow Us on Twitter!

Like this author's thread?

Get emails when @edwardW2 has new unrolls!

Check out other threads from @edwardW2!

Read all threads by @edwardW2

:(