I was a "parasite cleanse" mocker for 4 decades.

Earlier this year I tried one, completely changed the game.

Had more energy than ever in my life.

About to do another one.
I use two bottles of SCRAM (following label instructions) and bentonite clay.

SCRAM on empty stomach.

Two hours later, some liquid clay.

About every 6 months.

Yes it sounds like bs, so if that’s all you’re “adding,” enjoy the block as you’re a time parasite.
Yes I do parasite cleanses for real.

OF COURSE I thought it was dumbest thing ever. How could you not?

Techo Fog’s wife post led on it, said why not try who cares?

It was extremely trippy. Did it during a full moon and felt stuff moving inside, like it wanted to escape.
First week of cleanse, mild discomfort in my legs. Felt like stuff trying to “get out.”

Second week, it was like a huge surge of energy. Never felt more clean minded.

Parasites drain energy by definition. Once they are removed, normal health feels like a super power.

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You know how to be tough, even how to hurt, and now fully vulnerable, you have a choice.

Remain open to Love, or return to what you thought was strength, but now understand is Fear?
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