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15 Nov, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Today I go in for a dental check-up and tooth cleaning, or as I like to call it, Semi-Annual Disappoint My Dental Hygienist By Still Not Getting a Water Pik Day
I already know I'm going to disappoint my hygienist because I flossed this morning and had some bleeding of the gums, and I know she wanted to be the one to do that for me
The worst part of this is that this is actually a rescheduled appointment and when they told me they needed to reschedule I was all "Great, I have a whole other month to really strengthen up my gum game" and then I spent it all, like, eating candy orange slices right before bed
Anyway, I'll be getting a whole new mouth soon, I'm sure, please buy my books so I can afford it, thanks

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11 Nov
It's wild to me that it's got to the point where @verge has to say this out loud. If you're ever talking to a reporter or other journalist, you should assume everything is on the record unless mutually agreed otherwise. That's how journalism works.

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Also, that "mutually agreed" part is really important. If you try to throw up "this is on background!" or "off the record!" as a magic shield, or after the fact, you're gonna have problems. Don't want to be quoted? Don't talk to a journalist in the first place.
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Welp, my space bar is listing like a broken see-saw, so I guess it's time for a new keyboard.
Update: Have ordered a new keyboard. And because I know you keyboard nerds will hound me until I reveal which one I got, it's this one.

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I discovered today that I have access to Twitter Blue, and as it happens I have a spare $3 in coins from the couch cushions, so I went ahead and got a subscription to see what this AZURE-TINGED SUPER TWITTER EXPERIENCE is like. Behold my glory!
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I guess this is the functional equivalent of the long-desired "edit" button? As long as you're the sort to actually re-read your posts before they go live, in which case, you're probably doing that already and the timer is superfluous? But maybe not everyone does that.
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Honestly I would just assume that any resume/CV I might submit would get tossed out because the screening software would see that I'm 50+ which means a) I'm too old, b) I have unreasonable expectations like "a livable salary" and "actual health and retirement benefits"
In the fullness of memory I can actually say the last time I submitted a resume/CV for anything was 1991 and my first full-time job at the Fresno Bee newspaper. Since then, all my work has either come from word of mouth recommendation or people soliciting me directly.
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*Have* to vote? Never, voting isn't compulsory in the US.

*Should* vote? Every chance possible, as basic democratic practice.

*Do* vote? Varies from person. Some never vote, some only vote in national-level elections. I personally vote in 'em all. Usually one or two a year.
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