THREAD: Who are Modern Britain’s Key Median Voters?

When politicians seek out tips from Britain’s top pollsters they are often advised to tailor their campaigns to appeal to archetypes of average voters like the famous Mondeo Man. But who are those key voters in today’s Britain? Image
Gig Economy Man

Generational term for males employed in digital white collar professions referring to their App-based cultural milieu, though some may work ‘gigs’. Is ‘extremely online’ and regularly checks the latest political news on his news Apps. Interested in the blockchain Image
Netflix Woman

Middle to lower income woman in 20s or 30s based in London or other large city who frequently watches Netflix or another major streaming service like Disney Plus or Amazon Prime. Generally disinterested in politics but may be passionate about social justice causes Image
Mixed Race Devonshire Man

Middle Class mixed race man earning between £30K and £65K PA by selling spoken word poetry or mixtapes based in major towns in Devonshire like Plymouth or Exeter. Owns 10+ books. Has been in a Question Time audience. Voted Remain in the EU Referendum Image
Mondeo Boy

Son of the famous Mondeo Man, based in Essex, Kent and surrounding areas. Working to Lower Middle Class. Typically obsessed with Ford Mondeos and collects Ford Mondeo Memorabilia. Aspires to own a Ford Mondeo and often shares Ford Mondeo themed content on Social Media Image
Disabled Bedfordshire Woman

Home Counties based disabled women afflicted by conditions like Long Covid, Fibromyalgia, Lyme Disease or general anxiety. Has at least one child who has attended a Top 30 University. Owns a property worth more than £650,000 and worries about Climate Image
Bradford Bob

Perennial white working class bellwether demo employed in a trade and living in a Northern former industrial city. In recent years though this archetype has expanded to encompass the new multiethnic working class. Either strongly opposes or supports immigration ImageImage
Wandsworth Woman who uses ‘TikTok’

Lower income woman based in Wandsworth or surrounds, often an ethnic minority, who uses the popular app ‘TikTok’ frequently. Parties seeking to attract this kind of voter should ensure that they field strong ‘TikTok’-centric election campaigns Image
Warsaw Man

Middle-income Polish man typically living in Warsaw or another major Polish city like Krakow or Wrocław. May have worked for a time in the UK but if not has at least received remittance payments from the UK. Strongly opposes the smoking ban and House of Lords Reform Image
Syrian Migrant Living in Orkney

Muslim migrant or refugee based in Orkney or other Scottish Islands. One of typically five refugee families in his constituency. Poor grasp of the English language and no strong opinions on Scottish devolution or independence so a key swing voter Image
Squid Game Man

Man who is a fan of the hit Korean TV show ‘Squid Game’. Typically in 20s living in a London commuter town earning between £20K and £40K PA but also a phenomenon near other metropolitan centres like Bristol or Manchester. Doesn’t speak Korean. Often votes Labour Image
Hereford Dog

Dog based primarily in Hereford but also in the surrounding English and Welsh counties. Strongly opposed to HS2 and would support a carbon tax. Barks at Postmen and would bark at Deliveroo drivers if they delivered in his constituency. Can’t vote because he is a dog Image
Eritrean Orphan Boy

Eritrean orphan based in Eritrea or surrounds. Currently has no plans to leave Eritrea but may have to in the future as a Climate Refugee because of Climate Change. Not a UK Citizen and also a child so can’t vote in UK elections. Can’t find Britain on a map Image
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The still-extant communist countries are good examples in a way. North Korea as a country is ‘a bit of a meme’ but you can make the same point with it. How has a country with such obvious systemic issues as North Korea survived? It just has. Okay it is a little more complex than that but it still turns out you can fairly indefinite sustain juche hermit kingdoms. Doesn’t matter that it wouldn’t be particularly great to be North Korean - there is no coming correction to these conditions, ‘nothing happens’, life continues in North Korea regardless. In North Korea (and incidentally in Cuba too) in the 1990’s there was widespread famine. Did this result in the collapse of the state? No. You might say that many of the old communist countries did fall in the end - most recently in September of 2025 Nepal’s socialist government was even ‘couped’. Not to say such things can’t happen, just that often they don’t.

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The above are examples of extreme declines in quality of life. In a wealthier more established country like Yookay née Britain, Canada or France etc. by comparison what ‘enshittification’ means in practice is slow decline in quality of life across various metrics but where that decline is not so precipitous that people’s lives become unbearable. For most people life will be some degree of Basically Fine even with this gradual decline over time. It is nowhere near as bad as Cuba or North Korea or any other failed or failing state you can think of and it may even be the case that the decline is nonlinear - there may be periods of recovery or technological advancements that improve life in many respects.

Enshittification is the gradual lowering of standards and in this way it can often be melodramatic to paint any individual instance of lowering standards as a catalyst or flashpoint for ‘something needing to be done urgently’ - including even acts of political violence and especially where conditions are otherwise relatively Basically Fine. “Something is definitely going to happen now.” Maybe but also maybe not. Maybe even probably not. Maybe even definitely not. Many people in the west live Basically Fine lives and this kind of often exaggerated rhetoric, especially when it is at odds with their personal experiences, is not always convincing.

One unique feature of ‘the situation’ in western countries vs elsewhere is the world historical large scale ethnic change. This kind of inevitable ‘felt dispossession’ can motivate political change but ‘felt dispossession’ does not always mean commensurate significantly degraded material conditions, conditions that have been unbearably de-Basically Fine’d - at least directly even when the ‘ethnic conflict’ is low-level however defined or when it results in certain kinds of ‘third worldification’. You can still visit a bubble tea shop, a new Ethiopian restaurant with the best injera bread you ever had, go to a park and throw a frizbee with your cockapoo dog in London, Toronto and Paris. Broader purchase is that it helps to be realistic about the actual conditions of a place if this is where you seek change from, how desperate things actually are with respect to how Basically Fine most people’s lives are.

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