Just heard Boris Johnson has morally outflanked Starmer by declaring MPs should be banned from taking consultancies, giving gigantic contracts to friends and family, selling peerages for £3m and using murky sources of cash literally to line their walls with gold.
Tomorrow there will be further announcements in which the PM will ban his government from privatising health with its NHS Bill, rigging votes with its Elections Bill, and provoking a trade war with the EU over the NI Protocol. Opposition neutered! HOWZAT!?
And in a final, poetic, stunningly strategic coup de grace, PM Johnson will refer himself to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg for his hitherto unacknowledged policies of herd immunity. That'll show Starmer.
I gather a letter of apology to Queen is being drafted for having lied over prorogation, and the great Johnson Holier Than Thou Charter will also brilliantly include reparations to former wives, girlfriends and Eton tutors. It's a strategic masterstroke.
Given that some readers think I'm seriously supporting Johnson, should I delete this thread?
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