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@realonlineboy

Nov 16, 2021 • 9 tweets • 6 min read • Read on X

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Straight into my veins

I could watch a new episode of “Tribal People React To Mr. Bean” every week for ten years

I am becoming addicted to Beanposting

It’s so beautiful to see that “Mr. Bean is very inappropriate” holds true cross-culturally

They came around to Mr. Bean by the end, despite all his flaws

In my Bean-fueled excitement, I posted 2 of the pics twice. I apologize. Inshallah I will be more cautious in the future when engaging in online Bean discussions

Ok I’m kind of surprised “Tribal People React To Gay Sex” is allowed on YouTube

https://twitter.com/realonlineboy/status/1336769179169394694?s=21

“Damn, this blew up.” Please buy a vibrator that sucks your clit, or watch this

https://twitter.com/realonlineboy/status/1336769179169394694?s=21

To all the hot women who have liked this tweet— hello…

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Uber Eats is using AI for pictures of food. It doesn’t know that “pie” means pizza, and it invented a brand of ranch dressing called “Lelnach”

A lot of ppl saying “this is a ghost kitchen” and “this is the restaurant doing this, not Uber Eats”. 1. It’s not a ghost kitchen, it’s a local brick and mortar pizza shop in NYC that’s been around for a long time, and 2, I’m going to call them tomorrow and ask if they did this

Told you guys

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This is by far the most extreme entry in the “I did NOT know a human being could look like that” TikTok subgenre

I’m gonna get 8-pack ab implants the size of applesauce cups and get 120K followers on TikTok and k*ill myself

I know I’ve said this a lot in this thread, but I 👏🏻 did 👏🏻 not 👏🏻 know 👏🏻 that 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 human 👏🏻 could 👏🏻 be 👏🏻 shaped 👏🏻like 👏🏻 this 👏🏻

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Feb 5, 2021

*90s black comic voice* black people dance like this, but white people be dancing like THIS

TikTok is learning what I wanna see. I’m teaching this beautiful Chinese app to show me the world’s best freaks

This app makes me feel like we really do live in hell

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Jan 16, 2021

TikTok is like a fake app in a movie about a crumbling society. Every time I open it, it autoplays a video of six 500 pound guys dancing to some pop song I’ve never heard, or footage of a baby with horrifying birth defects bouncing to some pop song I’ve never heard of. It rules