Uber Eats is using AI for pictures of food. It doesn’t know that “pie” means pizza, and it invented a brand of ranch dressing called “Lelnach”

A lot of ppl saying “this is a ghost kitchen” and “this is the restaurant doing this, not Uber Eats”. 1. It’s not a ghost kitchen, it’s a local brick and mortar pizza shop in NYC that’s been around for a long time, and 2, I’m going to call them tomorrow and ask if they did this

Straight into my veins I could watch a new episode of “Tribal People React To Mr. Bean” every week for ten years

This is by far the most extreme entry in the “I did NOT know a human being could look like that” TikTok subgenre I’m gonna get 8-pack ab implants the size of applesauce cups and get 120K followers on TikTok and k*ill myself

*90s black comic voice* black people dance like this, but white people be dancing like THIS TikTok is learning what I wanna see. I’m teaching this beautiful Chinese app to show me the world’s best freaks

TikTok is like a fake app in a movie about a crumbling society. Every time I open it, it autoplays a video of six 500 pound guys dancing to some pop song I’ve never heard, or footage of a baby with horrifying birth defects bouncing to some pop song I’ve never heard of. It rules Thank you to @uncle_murder_28 for sharing this with the world